Monthly Archives: August 2019

HAT CONVERTED TO A MAT

Posted on August 20, 2019 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

HAT CONVERTED TO A MAT There was a young fellow who sat Quite thoughtlessly flat on his hat. He reposed there a while And so altered its style, That he uses it now for a mat. COMPILED BY J S … Continue reading →

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New Nursery Rhyme

Posted on August 20, 2019 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

New Nursery Rhyme Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Watching his chips mount high; He sat awhile grinning, Then said, ”Ha! I’m winning. What a wizard at poker am I.” COMPILED  BY J S BROCA LINK:https://archive.org/stream/700limericklyric00vauguoft /700limericklyric00vauguoft_djvu.txt

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TWO RESPONSES TO MY PREVOIUS LIMERICK…

Posted on August 18, 2019 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

TWO RESPONSES TO MY PREVOIUS LIMERICK… The Devil and The Lord  1. And the ladies are sad, rather than glad, That the devil didn’t have his say. They think it unjust To raise the dust To get in the poor … Continue reading →

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The Devil and The Lord 

Posted on August 17, 2019 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

The Devil and The Lord  The devil made the wind to blow The ladies’ skirts knee high, The Lord was just, He raised the dust To blind the bad man’s eye. COMPILED BY J S BROCA LINK https://archive.org/stream/700limericklyric 00vauguoft/700limericklyric00vauguoft_djvu.txt

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ABOUT OLD AGE

Posted on August 16, 2019 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

ABOUT OLD AGE No matter what gurus might say, Your body is going to decay, Your best parts will sag, Like a pile of old slag, And your hair will resemble spoiled hay. COMPILED BY J S BROCA LINK:https://www.suddenlysenior.com/limericks-of-life/

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A man from the States

Posted on August 15, 2019 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

A man from the States There was once a man from the States, Who said, “I’m Bill Gates, I’m Bill Gates!” When they said, “You’re a fool” Our man lost his cool, And showed them his certificates! COMPILED BY J … Continue reading →

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There was once a scientist

Posted on August 15, 2019 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

There was once a scientist There was once a scientist from Mess, Who went to woo a girl called Bess; But when he recited his laws, And theorems and formulas, The poor girl fainted from stress. COMPILED BY J S … Continue reading →

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THAT MAN FROM BRAZIL 

Posted on August 13, 2019 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

THAT MAN FROM BRAZIL  There was once a man from Brazil, Who loved reciting “Jack and Jill”. He recited it to all he met, From sunrise to sunset, Until he was given a sleeping pill. COMPILED  BY J S BROCA … Continue reading →

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A Man From Lahore

Posted on August 12, 2019 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

A Man From Lahore There was a once a man from Lahore, Who kept dancing more and more He danced all day and night On rainy days and bright, Until he collapsed on the floor. COMPILED BY J S BROCA … Continue reading →

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About An Old Man From Delhi

Posted on August 11, 2019 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

About An Old Man From Delhi There was an old man from Delhi Who had an enormous belly, But when they said – “You’re fat!” He  screeched like a rat! And denied it frantically. COMPILED BY J S BROCA LINK:http://www.personal-development-is-fun.com/limerick-poems.html

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