Monthly Archives: August 2019

LIMERICK ON A GERBIL

Posted on August 31, 2019 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

LIMERICK ON A GERBIL A creature of charm is the gerbil Its diet’s exclusively herbal; It grazes all day On bunches of hay Passing gas with an elegant burble COMPILED BY J S BROCA LINK:https://class5a.global2.vic.edu.au/2014/10/16/limericks/ NOTE: A gerbil is a … Continue reading →

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LIMERICK ON EARS

Posted on August 29, 2019 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

LIMERICK ON EARS There was a young man from Devizes, whose ears were two different sizes. The first was so small it was no use at all but the other won hundreds of prizes. COMPILED BY J S BROCA LINK … Continue reading →

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LIMERICK ON EMERGENCY

Posted on August 28, 2019 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

LIMERICK ON EMERGENCY  There was a brave girl from Connecticut Who flagged the express with her pecticut Which her elders defined As presence of mind But deplorable absence of ecticut. COMPILED  BY J S BROCA LINK:https://monologues.co.uk/Limericks/Limericks-4.htm

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LIMERICK ON TWO BROTHERS

Posted on August 27, 2019 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

LIMERICK ON TWO BROTHERS There was a young pupil named Kevin, Who went to a school in south Devon. He wasn’t too bright So they called him “Midnight,” And his brother was “Half-Past-Eleven.” COMPILED BY J S BROCA 27TH AAUGUST … Continue reading →

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About Roast Spiders And Chutney

Posted on August 26, 2019 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

About Roast Spiders And Chutney There was an old person of Putney, Whose food was roast spiders and chutney, Which he took with his tea, Within sight of the sea, That romantic old person of Putney COMPILED BY J S … Continue reading →

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LIMERICK ON WHY PEOPLE MIGRATE 

Posted on August 25, 2019 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

LIMERICK ON WHY PEOPLE MIGRATE  A large family in Tiru-nel-veyli Wobbled and hobbled to feed each belly They said “Enuf is enuf We can’t do this stuff” And caught slow trains to Bombay and Delhi! COMPILED  BY J S BROCA … Continue reading →

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LIMERICK ON POLITICIANS

Posted on August 24, 2019 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

LIMERICK ON POLITICIANS More frequent the higher they rise, their scandals and rhetorical cries— politicians’ statistics, misinformed, solipsistic, corrupt practices, lies and damn lies. COMPILED BY  J S BROCA LINK:https://www.tweetspeakpoetry.com/2018/02/22/top-10-limericks/

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A Robot Named Pete

Posted on August 23, 2019 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

A Robot Named Pete There once was a robot named Pete Who served breakfast good enough to eat Though he made the best eggs He still had no legs Only wheels that ran over everyone’s feet LINK:http://www.dprg.org/articles/2002-08b/  

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Robot Limerick

Posted on August 22, 2019 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

Robot Limerick John had bought an autonomous robot to manage the toilet, job he did allot. Robot was instructed to bring paper for toilet; instead of tissue, sand paper he brought. COMPILED BY J S BROCA LINK:https://allpoetry.com/poem/11061417-Robot–limerick-by-S.-D.-Tiwari

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LIMERICK ON A ROBOT

Posted on August 21, 2019 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

LIMERICK ON A ROBOT There once was a robot and a dog They went together, like the gears of a cog. The dog went away He’s gone to this day While the robot must continue the daily slog. COMPILED BY … Continue reading →

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