Monthly Archives: April 2019

A Limerick On A Transvestite

A Limerick On A Transvestite There once was this guy named Stan Who had some trouble being a man He wore a dress and high heels And drove a Chevrolet with pink wheels And soon Stan became a tran## COMPILED … Continue reading

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A Limerick On A Geometry Professor

A Limerick On A Geometry Professor “The hypotenuse,” he would opine, “Should connect to each right-angled line.” My geometry prof Would proceed to go off On a tangent on cosine and sine. COMPILED BY J S BROCA 29TH APRIL 2019 … Continue reading

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Limerick On Beginning Of Life 

Limerick On Beginning Of Life  Said an ovum one night to a sperm, “You’re a very attractive young germ. Come join me, my sweet, Let our nuclei meet And in nine months we’ll both come to term.” COMPILED BY J … Continue reading

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Limerick On A Hunter And Monkey

Limerick On A Hunter And Monkey If a monkey lets go of a tree, The arrow will hit him, you see, Because both heights are pared By a half gt2 From what they would be with no g. COMPILED BY … Continue reading

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Limerick On A Henpecked Husband

Limerick On A Henpecked Husband IF YOU’RE ONE OF THAT GROUP, THE HENPECKED, THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO IS JOIN A SECT! YOU’LL GET AWAY FROM THE HOUSE, BE A MAN, NOT A MOUSE, IT WILL HELP YOU GET … Continue reading

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Limerick With A Surprise Ending

Limerick With A Surprise Ending HE SAID “YOU HAVE SUCH LOVELY EYES” “TELL ME MORE” SHE SAID IN BETWEEN SIGHS. TO COOL DOWN HER PASSION HE SAID “THAT’S YOUR RATION” SO SHE KICKED HIM HARD====AS A SURPRISE! COMPILED BY J … Continue reading

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LIMERICK ON A PATIENT AND HER DOCTOR

LIMERICK ON A PATIENT AND HER DOCTOR A YOUNG LADY FELT RATHER FRANTIC HER DOCTOR’S MOVED OVER THE ATLANTIC. HE BROKE THEIR APPOINTMENT WHICH WAS A DISAPPOINTMENT, ‘COS THEIR RELATIONSHIP WAS PURELY ROMANTIC!! COMPILED BY J S BROCA 24TH APRIL … Continue reading

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Limerick On Riding On A Ferris Wheel

Limerick On Riding On A Ferris Wheel THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL CALLED CECILE, WHO LOVED TO RIDE ON THE BIG FERRIS WHEEL. WHAT WOULD ADD TO THE JOY WAS HOLDING TIGHT TO HER BOY, AS THEY WENT ROUND IT … Continue reading

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Limerick On A Mother’s Worry….

Limerick On A Mother’s Worry…. SHE WENT OFF WITH HER FRIEND FOR THE NIGHT, THE THOUGHT GAVE HER MOTHER A FRIGHT. HER GIRL WITH A BLOKE? THIS THOUGHT MADE HER CHOKE. SHE HOPED SHE KNEW HER WRONGS FROM HER RIGHT!! … Continue reading

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A Limerick On Searching For A Topic

A Limerick On Searching For A Topic Searching for a topic for my next limerick post Should it be romantic, controversial or a toast To some movie hero Like Robert De Niro Maybe an exposé ’bout a famous Mickey Mouse! … Continue reading

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