Monthly Archives: March 2019

Limerick On High Heels

Limerick On High Heels Why do we women wear high heels Even if it feels like walking on spikes of steel Balancing self and vanity on a pointy stump Women everywhere—young, old, slight or plump To demands of beauty and … Continue reading

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Limerick On The Arc Of Life

Limerick On The Arc Of Life Travelling through life resembles an arc We start out as a child emerging from the dark To reach a crescendo Establishing a tempo Then sadly we all must eventually disembark COMPILED BY J S … Continue reading

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Limerick On A Desperate Housewife

Limerick On A Desperate Housewife A desperate housewife I knew Had such mundane housework to do. Being so tired of it, She decided to quit. Then off to Las Vegas she flew. COMPILED BY J S BROCA 29TH MARCH 2019 … Continue reading

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Limerick On A UFO

Limerick On A UFO A UFO went to land in Dakota But the brakes didn’t work one iota. It didn’t take long To decide what was wrong Seems the space ship was made by Toyota! COMPILED BY J S BROCA … Continue reading

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A Limerick On Cow Moos Having Accent

A Limerick On Cow Moos Having Accent Here’s a humorous fact about moo cows They moo in an accent from the region they chow Mind blowing if true Dug it up just for you Big guffaws this hilarious tidbit allows! … Continue reading

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Limerick On Laughter The Best Medicine

Limerick On Laughter The Best Medicine Laughter and Happiness, men used to say, Is medicine you should have everyday – So they laughed and laughed and laughed, Till their funny bones were halved – And out of THAT they couldn’t … Continue reading

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Limerick On Dangers Of Pensioners Dating

Limerick On Dangers Of Pensioners Dating A seventy year old couple on a romantic date, Were at a bistro eating seafood crepe, Feeling so good, a kiss they sought, Locking mouths their false teeth got caught, And both sets fell … Continue reading

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Yet Another Limerick On Love Advice

Yet Another Limerick On Love Advice Your love life should be a success, Don’t ever settle for less If there’s mutual respect Then you can expect Very little romantic stress. COMPILED BY J S BROCA 24TH MARCH 2019 LINK: http://www.limerickpoemsandpoets.com/poems/romantic_limerick_poems

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Another Limerick On Love Advice

Another Limerick On Love Advice That may not be easy to do If you’re looking for love that is true. But you must keep in mind The one you finally find Should be deeply in love with you too! COMPILED … Continue reading

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Limerick On Love Advice

Limerick On Love Advice If it seems your love life’s a mess and you’re feeling romantic distress. What you have to do is find somebody new which would help solve your problem, I guess! COMPILED BY J S BROCA  22ND … Continue reading

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