Monthly Archives: November 2019

REMEMBERING THOSE TIMES…

REMEMBERING THOSE TIMES… Remember when nearly sixteen, On your very first date as a teen. At the movies? If yes, Then I bet you can’t guess, What was shown on the cinema screen….. COMPILED BY J S BROCA 30TH NOVEMBER … Continue reading

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Fact And Fiction….

Fact And Fiction…. I met her in chat, she was neat, Her photo was pretty, petite. We met for a meal, I saw her for real, I screamed and then ran down the street! COMPILED BY J S BROCA 29TH … Continue reading

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POOR FELLOW IN THE LOO..

POOR FELLOW IN THE LOO.. I’m papering walls in the loo, And quite frankly I haven’t a clue. For the pattern’s all wrong, Or the paper’s too long, And I’m stuck to the toilet with glue. COMPILED BY J S … Continue reading

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THE DENTIST…

THE DENTIST… There was a young dentist who thrilled, To the sound of a tooth being filled. He would practise, they said, Every night in his shed, With the old drill he’s skilled. COMPILED BY J S BROCA LINK:http://pun.me/pages/funny-limericks.php

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KEEPING TASKS PENDING…

KEEPING TASKS PENDING… I’m really determined and keen, To start giving this house a spring clean. I will do it I say, Yes, I’ll do it today, Well, I’ll do it tomorrow, I mean…. COMPILED BY J S BROCA 26TH … Continue reading

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Not So Neighbourly…

Not So Neighbourly… My neighbor came over to say, Although not in a neighborly way, That he’d knock me around, If I didn’t stop the sound, Of the classical music I play. COMPILED BY J S BROCA 25TH NOVEMBER 2019 … Continue reading

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A Chinese Dish Menu ?

A Chinese Dish Menu ? There once was a man named Brice, Who had a nasty head full of lice. He said, If I eat them, Then I’ll have beat them! And besides they really taste very nice. COMPILED BY … Continue reading

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THE FUSSY TRAVELLER…

THE FUSSY TRAVELLER… There was an odd fellow named Gus, When travelling he made such a fuss. He was banned from the train, Not allowed on a plane, And now travels only by bus. COMPILED BY J S BROCA 23RD … Continue reading

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Marrying In Pakistan….

Marrying In Pakistan…. Believe it or not in Pakistan When a woman marries a man The woman pays a fee Of a million rupees So I’ll be moving there soon as I can…! COMPILED BY J S BROCA 22ND NOVEMBER … Continue reading

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Listen To Mum

Listen To Mum I remember when I was small and cool, I was always playing truant from school. My mum used to say, “You’ll regret it one day When you grow up to become a fool.” Now I’m old; the … Continue reading

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