Monthly Archives: July 2018

A Limerick on Abbreviations She frowned and called him Mr. Because he fondly kr. And so for spite That very night That Mr. kr. sr. Compiled By J S BROCA 31ST JULY 201 LINK:http://bestforpuzzles.com/word-play/limericks.html

LIMERICK ON A SPITTER There was a young man from Dealing Who caught the bus for Ealing It said on the door Don’t spit on the floor So he jumped up and spat on the ceiling COMPILED BY J S BROCA 30TH JULY 2018 … Continue reading →

A MOTHER’S LIMERICK There was once a busy mother of three Who tried to be the best housewife she could be So as the laundry kept pilin’ She kept right on smilin’ And said:”It’s not like they can fire me!” COMPILED … Continue reading →

A Limerick on a bird named Pelican Poet Ogden Nash coined the phrase, “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”  Some limerick fans insist he wrote the following limerick about a pelican: “A wonderful bird is the pelican, His bill can hold … Continue reading →

A Limerick Tongue-Twister The bottle of scent Willie sent Was quite displeasing to Millicent. Her thanks were so cold That they quarreled, I’m told, ‘Bout that silly scent Willie sent Millicent.” COMPILED BY J S BROCA 27TH JULY 2018 LINK: … Continue reading →

LIMERICK ON PRESENT EDUCATION SYSTEM   AT   THIS TIME IN OUR SCHOOLS IT IS SAID   THAT THE PUPIL NEED NOT USE HIS HEAD.   NO LONGER HE FIDGETS   AND COUNTS ON HIS DIGITS,   HE MANIPULATES BUTTONS INSTEAD!! … Continue reading →

Limerick on Sudden Cardiac Arrest  Written: by the Protected One I’m one, who has survived Sudden Cardiac Arrest, About eight percent survive this most harrowing test. You shouldn’t be here, the cardiologist said, For a short time ago you were clinically … Continue reading →

ANOTHER LIMERICK WITH HINDI Tadka When we live in Jhumri-tal-aiyya And do not have even one rup-pai-ya We can have some tea Let everything be And sun ourselves on an old char-paiya! COMPILED BY J S BROCA 24TH JULY 2018 LINK:https://www.tribuneindia.com/news/musings/limericks-then-and-now/157817.html

LIMERICK WITH HINDI Tadka!! A young mother from beside Jallandar Would often tell her children “Chalo andar Bahar mat khadey raho Kuch likho aur kabhi padho Nahin toh ban jaoge tum mast kalander!” COMPILED BY J S BROCA 23RD JULY 2018 LINK: https://www.tribuneindia.com/news/musings/limericks-then-and-now/157817.html

Limerick on a miser A miserly fellow name Joe Was obsessed with his weekly cash flow. The guy was so petty, He ordered wife Betty To flush once a day. She said, “No!” Then he yelled, “You are wasteful and … Continue reading →