Author Archives: Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

NEW CORPORATE VOCABULARY

NEW CORPORATE VOCABULARY CEO — Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO — Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling … Continue reading

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OLD IS GOLD… Shayari….

OLD IS GOLD… Shayari…. My friend Dr Pooja wrote a lovey-dovey shayari a few days ago and requested me to help her in translating it for benefit of readers who did not understand Hindi. Gladly, I volunteered to translate it.The … Continue reading

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SUSPENDED COFFEE PLEASE

SUSPENDED COFFEE PLEASE We enter a little coffeehouse with a friend of mine and give our order. While we’re approaching our table two people come in and they go to the counter: ‘Five coffees, please. Two of them for us … Continue reading

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World’s most expensive laptop

World’s most expensive laptop FE Oct 19 2014 SUMMARY…. The Luvaglio is completely covered in diamonds and platinum on both sides as well as the inside LAPTOPS ARE meant to be sturdy machines, capable of being carried around on flights, … Continue reading

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PROMOTING MARRIAGE THROUGH FACEBOOK

PROMOTING MARRIAGE THROUGH FACEBOOK Granny flies from US to marry Facebook friend in Haryana Vishal Joshi, Hindustan Times Popra (Karnal), January 30, 2014 Saying good-bye to all worldly comforts, a lovelorn US-born woman came all the way to Haryana’s Popra … Continue reading

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HAIR YESTERDAY, GONE TODAY

HAIR YESTERDAY, GONE TODAY This morning, some of the following quotes came to my mind: Famous Hair Quotes “The hair is the richest ornament of women.” Martin Luther “Between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave.” … Continue reading

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GEETA SAAR DURING RECESSION

GEETA SAAR DURING RECESSION Hey Parth (Employee), Incentive nahi mila, bura Hua Salary cut rahi hai, bura Hua Extra shift hogi, woh bhi buri hogi. Tum pichhla incentive na milne ka paschatap na karo, Tum agley incentive ki chinta na … Continue reading

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Best urdu shers

Best urdu shers Shairy teri miraas to nahi “Basit” Ata Hua hai jo Tarz E Bayan kiska hai Abdul Basit ************************************ Kitab E dil se nikale huyee hain ye auraq Zara sabhal kar rakhna K kho na jaye kahiN Ghalib … Continue reading

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JOURNALISM IN INDIA TODAY…

JOURNALISM IN INDIA TODAY… New Delhi– Despite the breadth and scope of the Indian media, there is little meaningful literature available about journalism practised in the country today. There have been individual accounts by journalists, some of them pretty eminent, … Continue reading

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Window Dressing

Window Dressing Window dressing is a technique used by companies and financial managers to manipulate financial statements and reports to show more favorable results for a period. Although window dressing is illegal or fraudulent, it is slightly dishonest and is … Continue reading

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