Monthly Archives: July 2017

Donald Trump Limericks

Donald Trump Limericks There once was a brash billionaire who couldn’t afford decent hair. Vexed voters agreed: “We’re a nation in need!” But toupée the price, do we dare? By Michael R. Burch Oh crap, we elected Trump prez! Now … Continue reading

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LIMERICKS FOR KIDS….A Fish Who Could Talk

LIMERICKS FOR KIDS A Fish Who Could Talk By Elizabeth Trang…May 2014 There once was a fish who could talk. He wanted to learn how to walk. He got out from the sea, Fell right onto me, And I nearly … Continue reading

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A LIMERICK ON A DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE

A LIMERICK ON A DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE A Desperate Housewife A desperate housewife I knew had such mundane housework to do. Being so tired of it, she decided to quit. Then off to Las Vegas she flew. Having always been such … Continue reading

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LIMERICK ON A BORE…..

NEXT LIMERICK Subject: A BORE….. It is a sad truth that everyone is a BORE to someone. A Bore said to me: Admit it. Life would be so boring without me.  Here is a limerick on an example of boredom….. … Continue reading

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BREAKING GST NEWS

BREAKING GST NEWS News: Alcohol out of GST for now, but beer will still get costlier. So you all beer lovers enjoy these 3 limericks from my old diary, until the prices go up!! One day my mouth felt so … Continue reading

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