The Boss is a very famous category of persons on whom several quotes are available and on whom several types of jokes are there in the media.With the Internet coming in,it has added one more very large source of quotes and jokes on bosses.To have an idea about the volume, I searched Google for ‘Jokes on a Boss’. And astonishingly,references of  62,70,000 sites popped up in just 0.15 seconds.When I searched Google for ‘Quotes on the Boss’, references of 235,00,000 sites came up in merely 0.18 seconds.My God,The Boss is really the most favourite punching bag !
My favourite QUOTE or JOKE, whatever you may call it, has been the one related to the Body Parts which wanted to be the Boss.I had heard it sometime in 1978/1979 from a colleague of mine in Jyoti Ltd, Baroda.I liked it so much that I had got it typed from a typist friend of mine.Here it is :   
When the body was first made,all it’s parts wanted to be THE BOSS.
The BRAIN said ,”Since I control everything and do all the thinking,I should be THE BOSS.
The HAND said, ” Since I must do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I should be THE BOSS.
The EYE said, “Since I must look out for all of you and tell you where the danger lurks,I should be THE BOSS.
And so it went on with the HEART, the EARS, the FEET and the LUNGS.Finally, THE ASSHOLE spoke up and demanded to be THE BOSS. 
All other parts of the body laughed at the idea of THE ASSHOLE being THE BOSS.
The ASSHOLE was so enraged that he blocked himself off and refused to function.Soon the Brain was feverish,the Eyes crossed and ached,the Feet were too weak,the Hands hung limply at the side, the Heart and the Lungs struggled just to keep going.
All pleaded with the Brain to let THE ASSHOLE be THE BOSS.And so it happened.All other parts did all the work and the ASSHOLE just bossed around and passed out a lot of shit.


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