Limericks

Recently Hindustan Times had organized a “I Love Delhi” contest. This is what I submitted:

1.

THERE WAS A YOUNG SARDAR IN ‘SADDI DILLI’,

WHO WANTED TO GORGE ON CHICKEN CHILLY,

SO HE WENT TO ‘KAAKE-DA-HOTUL’,

AND ATE SEVEN PLATES IN ‘TOTUL’  

HE DIDN’T FEEL A WEE BIT SILLY !!                                     

2.

THERE WAS A YOUNG SARDARNI OF KAROL BAUG,

WHO TOOK HER POODLE FOR A MORNING WALK,

THEY MADE A VERY PRETTY SITE,

POODLE WAS BLACK AND SHE – ‘GORI-CHITTI, WHITE

IT LOOKED LIKE A PAINTING BY VAN GAUGH.

3.

A FAT PUNJABI COUPLE LIVED IN JOR BAUG,

WENT FOR YEARS TO LODHI GARDENS FOR A MORNING WALK,

THEY WANTED TO REDUCE THEIR GIRTH.     

BUT FOR ONLOOKERS THEY WERE A SOURCE OF MIRTH,                                

FOR THEY SAW ‘NO FARAK PAINDA AT ALL.

4.

A SARDAR NAMED SHINGARA SINGH ZULFEE,

LOVED TO EAT ‘ROSHAN DEE KULFEE

NOT ONE TWO OR FOUR,

BUT ALWAYS A DOZEN OR MORE,  

FOR HE HAD A VERY SWEET TOOTH YOU SEE !!

  

 

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