SOME MORE LIMERICKS ON NURSERY RHYMES..
From my old collection of 2006 ie 14 years ago…ENJOY..
1. GOOSEY, GOOSEY GANDER
GOOSEY GOOSEY MY FAMILY’S PET GANDER,
UPSTAIRS AND DOWNSTAIRS IT WOULD WANDER.
HE MET A BOY ON THE STAIRS
HE WOULD NOT SAY HIS PRAYERS,
HE’S NOW CHANGED HIS NAME, HE’S CASSANDRA!!
2. MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
MARY’S PET WAS A LAMB THAT WAS WHITE.
IT WAS WITH HER ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT.
IT WENT WITH HER TO SCHOOL
WHERE IT WAS GOOD AS A RULE,
THE CHILDREN LIKED THIS UNUSUAL SIGHT.
3. SING A SONG OF SIXPENCE
THE KING LOOKED AT THE PIE IN THE DISH,
WAS IT MEAT? WAS IT FRUIT? WAS IT FISH?
WHEN HE PUT IN THE KNIFE
HE HAD THE SHOCK OF HIS LIFE,
BLACKBIRDS FLEW OUT OF THE QUICHE!
HE WENT TO HIS DEN TO COUNT MONEY,
THE QUEEN STAYED TO EAT SOME BREAD AND HONEY.
THE MAID HANGING OUT CLOTHES
WAS PECKED ON HER NOSE
AND SAID “I DON’T THINK THAT WAS FUNNY”
4. HUMPTY DUMPTY
HUMPTY DUMPTY FELL OFF A HIGH WALL,
BUILT EGG-SHAPED HE SURVIVED NOT THE FALL.
THE KING SENT HIM MANY MEN
TO MAKE HIM ONE PIECE AGAIN,
BUT HE WAS TOO MANY PIECES TOO SMALL!!
5. HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE
THE BROWN COW JUMPED OVER THE MOON,
THE CAT ON HIS FIDDLE PROVIDED THE TUNE.
THE DOG THOUGHT IT SO FUNNY
HE TRIPPED OVER A BUNNY,
THEN THE CAT ELOPED WITH A LARGE SPOON!!
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 26THJUNE 2020
LINK:
https://arthurslimericks.com/nursery/a.htm
SOME MORE LIMERICKS ON NURSERY RHYMES..
From my old collection of 2006 ie 14 years ago…ENJOY..
1. GOOSEY, GOOSEY GANDER
GOOSEY GOOSEY MY FAMILY’S PET GANDER,
UPSTAIRS AND DOWNSTAIRS IT WOULD WANDER.
HE MET A BOY ON THE STAIRS
HE WOULD NOT SAY HIS PRAYERS,
HE’S NOW CHANGED HIS NAME, HE’S CASSANDRA!!
2. MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
MARY’S PET WAS A LAMB THAT WAS WHITE.
IT WAS WITH HER ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT.
IT WENT WITH HER TO SCHOOL
WHERE IT WAS GOOD AS A RULE,
THE CHILDREN LIKED THIS UNUSUAL SIGHT.
3. SING A SONG OF SIXPENCE
THE KING LOOKED AT THE PIE IN THE DISH,
WAS IT MEAT? WAS IT FRUIT? WAS IT FISH?
WHEN HE PUT IN THE KNIFE
HE HAD THE SHOCK OF HIS LIFE,
BLACKBIRDS FLEW OUT OF THE QUICHE!
HE WENT TO HIS DEN TO COUNT MONEY,
THE QUEEN STAYED TO EAT SOME BREAD AND HONEY.
THE MAID HANGING OUT CLOTHES
WAS PECKED ON HER NOSE
AND SAID “I DON’T THINK THAT WAS FUNNY”
4. HUMPTY DUMPTY
HUMPTY DUMPTY FELL OFF A HIGH WALL,
BUILT EGG-SHAPED HE SURVIVED NOT THE FALL.
THE KING SENT HIM MANY MEN
TO MAKE HIM ONE PIECE AGAIN,
BUT HE WAS TOO MANY PIECES TOO SMALL!!
5. HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE
THE BROWN COW JUMPED OVER THE MOON,
THE CAT ON HIS FIDDLE PROVIDED THE TUNE.
THE DOG THOUGHT IT SO FUNNY
HE TRIPPED OVER A BUNNY,
THEN THE CAT ELOPED WITH A LARGE SPOON!!
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 26THJUNE 2020
LINK:
https://arthurslimericks.com/nursery/a.htm