5 MORE LIMERICKS ON NURSERY RHYMES.
From my old collection of 2006 ie 14 years ago…ENJOY…
1. THREE BLIND MICE
HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE TALE OF 3 MICE,
IT’S A TALE I SHALL TELL, THOUGH NOT NICE.
A WIFE WITH A KNIFE
NEARLY COST THEM THEIR LIFE,
THEY WOULD NOT TAKE THEIR PARENTS’ ADVICE
2. HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
THE MOUSE RAN UP THE GRANDFATHER CLOCK,
HE DID NOT EVEN BOTHER TO KNOCK.
THE CLOCK STRUCK WITH A “B O N G”
HIS HEARING WENT WRONG,
HE SUFFERED A TERRIBLE SHOCK!!
3. LITTLE JACK HORNER
A FAT LITTLE BOY NAMED JACK HORNER,
SAT EATING A PIE IN THE CORNER.
WHEN HE PUT IN HIS THUMB
AND BROUGHT OUT A PLUM,
HE SAID “AFTER THIS, I’LL NEED A SAUNA”.
4. THE QUEEN OF HEARTS
THE QUEEN BAKED A TRAY OF JAM TARTS,
THEY WERE STOLEN BY THE KNAVE OF HEARTS.
ON HIS WAY TO HIS SCHOOL
HE SAW THEM GETTING COOL,
HE LEFT NOT THE SMALLEST OF PARTS!!
5. BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP
BAA BAA, A SHEEP WITH LOTS OF BLACK WOOL,
WAS ASKED IF HE HAD MANY BAGS FULL.
HE SAID “I HAVE THREE,
TWO FOR THE BOSS, ONE FOR ME,
I GIVE THAT TO A POOR BOY AT SCHOOL”
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 25TH JUNE 2020
LINK: https://arthurslimericks.com/nursery/a.htm
Spreading smiles 14 years later too… TFS!
Rajeev Moothedath, Bangalore, Jun 25, 2020