SMILE DOSE FOR THE WHOLE DAY!!

My Five Funnies…

1.Do you have it in you ?
Aap aap ho,
Hum hum hain.
Pyaaz nahin kaatey,
Fir bhi aankhein namm hain,
Supply naan honey sey,
Golgappon mein bhi paani kamm hai,
Iss sey bakwaas sms bhejo-
Agar tum me dumm hai !!

Translation :
You are you, I am me.
I haven’t peeled onions,
Yet my eyes are watery.
Due to scarcity of water,
Even Golgappas*
Are somewhat dry too,
Try sending a similar uselss sms
If you have it in you !!
(*A favourite snack item.)

2.An experiment with truth
Ek vidyarthi nein bio-lab mein,
Ek makhi ke parr tod ke kaha,
Udd jaa…udd jaa…
Par..makhi nahin uddi !
Uss ney conclude kartey kaha,
Yeh sabit hua…ki,
Agar makhi ke parr tod diye jaaen,
Tau makhi sunn nahin sakti…..!!

Translation :
A student in a biology lab
Clipped the wings of a fly,
And said-fly, now fly…
But the fly, didn’t fly.
The student thus concluded
From this experiment-
If a fly’s wings are clipped,
It loses its sense of hearing!!

3.Objection please …
Ladka: Kya tum mujh sey shaadi karo gi?
Ladki: Nahin
Ladka: Lekin kyon ?
Ladki: Merey ghar walley nahin manain gay
Ladka:Ghar main kaun kaun hai?
Ladki: Ek patti,aur dau bachey……!!

Translation :
Asked the boy to a girl,
Will you marry me ?
Replied the girl: no, I am sorry!
When the boy asked the reason-
She said-my family will have objection!
Who all are in your family-asked the boy
To know the reason, in a final bid
Said the girl – a husband and two kids!!

4.Why I love Cartoon Network ?
Hum aapko dekhney ki chahat rakhtey hain,
Aapki harr baat dil mein chchupaye rakhtey hain,
Naan jaaney kabb aap T.V par aa jaayen,
Issi liye din raat hum Cartoon Network lagae rakhtey hain..!!

Translation :
I have the desire
To see you all day long…
I treasure in my heart
-All your love songs..
I am not sure when
You will appear on the telly tube,
So, I keep Cartoon Network channel on
All day long- you dude !!

5. Initial Investment….
Ek makhi ganjay ke sir pey jaa baithi,
Doosri makhi nay kaha,
“Wah, kya ghar mila hai tujhey”
Pehli makhi boli:
“Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…”

Translation :
A fly settled
On a bald headed man’s head.
To her, another fly,
Then this said:
“Wow, what a lovely house you have got…”
Said the first: “No my dear friend,
This is just the
Initial plot I’ve bought!”

E…n…j…o…y…

J S BROCA 5TH DEC 2019