Limerick on a miser
A miserly fellow name Joe
Was obsessed with his weekly cash flow.
The guy was so petty,
He ordered wife Betty
To flush once a day. She said, “No!”
Then he yelled, “You are wasteful and low!”
But she said, “It’s distasteful. No go!”
So he sued for divorce—
An asinine course.
Now the lawyers have all of his dough.
By Madeleine Begun Kane
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 22ND JULY 2018
LINK:
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/04/19/miser-humor/
Beautiful.
KH Prabhu,
Kumta (Karnataka) 581343,
Jul 22, 2018