LIMERICK ON A MISER

Limerick on a miser

A miserly fellow name Joe

Was obsessed with his weekly cash flow.

The guy was so petty,

He ordered wife Betty

To flush once a day. She said, “No!”

Then he yelled, “You are wasteful and low!”

But she said, “It’s distasteful. No go!”

So he sued for divorce—

An asinine course.

Now the lawyers have all of his dough.

By Madeleine Begun Kane

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 22^ND JULY 2018

LINK:

http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/04/19/miser-humor/