READ AND SMILE AT THESE LIMERICKS

EAD AND SMILE AT THESE LIMERICKS

1. Bow To Meow

There was once a man from Glasgow,
Who kept saying “Bow, wow!”
But when they said, “That’s mean!”
He blushed like a teen,
And started saying “Meow!”

2. Alien Having Fun

There was once an alien from space,
Who thought ‘earth’ was a cool place
He loved the flowers and trees
And the buzzing bumble bees
Until one bit him in the face. ??

3. Fatty

There was an old man from Delhi
Who had an enormous belly,
But when they said – “You’re fat!”
He screeched like a rat!
And denied it frantically.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 29^TH JUNE 2018

SOURCE: http://www.personal-development-is-fun.com/limerick-poems.html