Three Limericks for You

Three Limericks for You
By Lorraine Reguly 
November 26, 2015

Limerick #1

There once was an author from Spain
Who went by the name of “Lorraine.”
She thought she wrote well,
But, as you can tell,
She only self-published in vain!


Limerick #2

There once was a woman from Wales
Who could tell very tall tales.
Though her stories sucked,
And she thought she was f**ked,
She ended up making a lot of sales.

Limerick #3

There was an editor who excelled.
“Hire me now!” from the rooftops she yelled.
But what she didn’t know
Was that she needed to grow –
Her words were always incorrectly spelled.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 10TH JAN 2016
REVIEWED 24th JUNE 2018
LINK: https://lorrainereguly.com/writing-rhymes-limericks/

About the Author:

Lorraine Reguly (1971-) was born and raised in Thunder BayOntarioCanada. By age 4,Lorraine was reading, and by age 6, writing in cursive. She has always had a high IQ, and graduated Grade 8 as valedictorian. High school, however, was more challenging forLorraine, as she was raped at the age of 14. She was still a virgin at the time, and was completely devastated. She used drugs as a coping mechanism, quit school, and became promiscuous. After becoming a single mother at age 18, she went back to school and graduated with honours, winning several scholarships and awards.

To know more: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/8342668.Lorraine_Reguly

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2 Responses to Three Limericks for You

  1. Jatinder Pal Singh Broca says:

    Lorraine Reguly had gone through a lot of hardships to sustain herself.
    Read about her. Good luck to her.
    TFS.
    Annapurna Sharma, Nellore,
    Jun 24, 2018

  2. Jatinder Pal Singh Broca says:

    Yes I have heard of Sponerisms and have a collection saved some where.

    My favourite Spoonersim is :

    IT IS KISSTOMARY TO CUSS THE BRIDE

    instead of IT IS CUSTOMARY TO KISS THE BRIDE

    J S BROCA , NEW DELHI,

    Jun 24, 2018

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