Three Limericks for You
By Lorraine Reguly
November 26, 2015
There once was an author from Spain
Who went by the name of “Lorraine.”
She thought she wrote well,
But, as you can tell,
She only self-published in vain!
There once was a woman from Wales
Who could tell very tall tales.
Though her stories sucked,
And she thought she was f**ked,
She ended up making a lot of sales.
There was an editor who excelled.
“Hire me now!” from the rooftops she yelled.
But what she didn’t know
Was that she needed to grow –
Her words were always incorrectly spelled.
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 10TH JAN 2016
REVIEWED 24th JUNE 2018
About the Author:
Lorraine Reguly (1971-) was born and raised in Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada. By age 4,Lorraine was reading, and by age 6, writing in cursive. She has always had a high IQ, and graduated Grade 8 as valedictorian. High school, however, was more challenging forLorraine, as she was raped at the age of 14. She was still a virgin at the time, and was completely devastated. She used drugs as a coping mechanism, quit school, and became promiscuous. After becoming a single mother at age 18, she went back to school and graduated with honours, winning several scholarships and awards.