Limericks For Fun
LIMERICKS FOR FUN
1. RESOLUTION SOLUTION
A mathematician from a top institution
Announced his New Year’s resolution:
“I shall solve every sum
With four fingers, one thumb
And with the other hand write the solution!”
2. FISH FLUSH
A goldfish that got flushed down the loo
Went through pipes all the way to Peru
He was caught by a farmer
Then transported by llama
To a new bowl in Machu Picchu
3. SOX POX
A princess once contracted a pox
That turned body parts into socks
She thought it quite rotten
When her ears became cotton
And clashed with her silky frocks
4. DEFECTIVE DETECTIVE
There once was a private detective
Whose methods were wholly defective
The only case that he solved
Was how his deskchair revolved
While he munched on a chocolate digestive
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 19TH MAY 2019
LINK: http://www.readingjuice.co.uk
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Limericks For Fun
LIMERICKS FOR FUN
1. RESOLUTION SOLUTION
A mathematician from a top institution
Announced his New Year’s resolution:
“I shall solve every sum
With four fingers, one thumb
And with the other hand write the solution!”
2. FISH FLUSH
A goldfish that got flushed down the loo
Went through pipes all the way to Peru
He was caught by a farmer
Then transported by llama
To a new bowl in Machu Picchu
3. SOX POX
A princess once contracted a pox
That turned body parts into socks
She thought it quite rotten
When her ears became cotton
And clashed with her silky frocks
4. DEFECTIVE DETECTIVE
There once was a private detective
Whose methods were wholly defective
The only case that he solved
Was how his deskchair revolved
While he munched on a chocolate digestive
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 19TH MAY 2019
LINK: http://www.readingjuice.co.uk