Assorted Limericks

ASSORTED LIMERICKS

Here are 4 limericks compiled by me over the years, (1967 onwards…) from various sources.

1. A good limerick is like a good wine.
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The limerick is like a good wine 
Writing one takes spunk and spine 
Making a rhyme is the catchy key 
Modeling what most want to see 
Winning that last whining line.

2. Packing a limerick.
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There was a young poet name Mann,
Whose limericks never would scan.
When the said, “But the thing
Doesn’t go with a swing,”
He said, “Yes, but I always try to get as many words into the last line as ever I possibly can.”

3. Short Limerick
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There once was a man from Peru
Whose limerick stopped at line two.

4. College Professor
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There once was an old man of Esser,
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all
And now he’s a college professor.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 17TH MAY 2018

 

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1 Response to Assorted Limericks

  1. Jatinder Pal Singh Broca says:

    Good examples of Limericks. Hope all get into the mood of writing some and displaying them.
    Thanks sir.
    Dr John Celes, Coimbatore,
    May 17, 2018

    I appreciate you for the beautiful pictures accompanying the limericks
    (a new feature unlike in the past).
    A poet’s writers block is well represented in the shortest one.
    Wonderful. TFS.
    Annapurna Sharma, Nellore,
    May 17, 2018

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