Modern Day NURSERY RHYMES
JACK AND JILL
Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties
Now he can’t keep his heart rate down
And she’s got diabetes.
Georgie Porgie pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too coz he was gay.
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon #
10000 volts went up it’s arse
And turned its wool into nylon.
# a pylon: a tall tower-like structure used for carrying electricity cables high above the ground.
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 28TH OCT 2017