MODERN DAY NURSERY RHYMES

Modern Day NURSERY  RHYMES

JACK AND JILL

Jack and Jill went into town

To fetch some chips and sweeties

Now he can’t keep his heart rate down

And she’s got diabetes.

GEORGIE PORGIE

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie                              

Kissed the girls and made them cry

When the boys came out to play

He kissed them too coz he was gay.

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB

Mary had a little lamb

It ran into a pylon #

10000 volts went up it’s arse

And turned its wool into nylon.

# a pylon: a tall tower-like structure used for carrying electricity cables high above the ground.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA    28^TH OCT 2017

LINK:

http://auldreekierants.blogspot.in/2016/03/modern-day-nursery-rhymes.html