I WONDER IF SUCH CONTESTS ARE HELD IN INDIA!!

I WONDER IF SUCH CONTESTS ARE HELD IN INDIA!!

There was a farting contest that came to town

And people came from miles around

The first fart was extremely loud

The second fart pleased the crowd

The third fart, the judges cried

“He shit his pants, he’s disqualified!”

A TIP: Do not get disqualified!!   Keep Smiling!!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA  25TH SEPT 2017

Source: http://www.jackassjokes.com/funny-limericks.htm

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