FROM FILMS TO FINANCE and more…

FROM FILMS TO FINANCE and more… 

Film buffs like me are all aware that the dialogues from the film “Sholay” (1975) are very famous even till today. Ramesh Sippy’s legendary movie was an epitome of classic dialogues. Till date every Sholay fan is well aware about each of its fantastic dialogues. Listed below are a few of them:

Thakur: Gabbar se keh dena ki Ramgarh waalon ne paagal kutton ke saamne roti daalna band kar diya hai…

Jai: Tumhara naam kya hai Basanti?

Jai: Mujhe to sabhi police waale ek jaise nazar aate hain.

Imaam: Itna sannata kyon hai bhai?

Thakur: Loha abhi garam hai, maar do hathoda.

Gabbar: Bahut yarana lagta hai…

Gabbar: Jab tak tere pair challenge,iski saans chalegi.

Basanti: Bhaaaag Dhanno bhaag aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.

Gabbar: Yeh Ramgarh wale apni chokariyon ko kaun chakki ka aatta khilate hain?

Gabbar: Duniya ki kissi jail ki deewar itnee pakki nahi ki Gabbar ko bees baras rakh sake.

Gabbar: Jo darr gaya samjho marr gaya!

Veeru: Basanti, In kutto ke samne mat nachna.

Basanti: Yunki, ye kaun bola?

Gabbar: Kitne adami thhe?

Basanti: Ab dekhne waali baat ye hai ki taanga kaun chala raha hai…?

Jai: Saala nautanki, ghadi ghadi drama karta hai

Gabbar: Woh do thhe aur tum teen, phir bhi waapas aagaye… khaali haath. Kya samaz kar aaye thhe? Sardar bahot kush hoga? Sabaasi dega?

Kaalia: Sardar,maine aapka namak khaya hai ?

Gabbar:To ab goli khaa…

Veeru: SUCIIDEEEEE…

Jailor: Aadhe idhar jaao, aadhe udhar jaao, baaki mere peeche aao.

Thakur: Yeh hath hath nehin,phansi ka fanda! 

Now let’s say cut and come to 2011’s hit and award-winning movie : The Dirty Picture. I feel that like yester years Sholay dialogues, the The Dirty Picture dialogues given here, are also among the best dialogues in Bollywood films in recent times. Full credit must go to the dialogue writer of The Dirty Picture, Rajat Aroraa (who wrote Once Upon a Time in Mumbai dialogues too) The lines were intelligent, saucy, street-smart and creative. In effect, some people have said that Rajat Aroraa is the real hero of The Dirty Picture and Vidya Balan, is the main female lead. I don’t think any film writer has got this sort of compliment ever before. Don’t you agree? Here is a random list of dialogues collected from several sources:

THE DIRTY PICTURE DIALOGUE LIST

• Kuch to baat hai mere me aise jo usne 20 rupaye diye.

• Mujhe to chadhi zehar ki tarah ki ab pani bhi peeta hu to aag lag jati hain.

• Kya re tujhe holi khelne ka bahot showk hai magar suna hain ki teri pichkari mein dum nahin.

• Mere dil me til hai aur jis cheez par tum baithti ho uspar bhi til hai.

• Popcorn jitna bhi ud le girna use bartan par hi hain.

• Heroine ki zindagi is like an elected government, 5 saal tak party, usey baad support.

• Woh item number ki guitar thi aur main sufi ka ik taara..boss woh star thi, aur mera toh taara hi doobgaya.

• Har aadmi ke liye ek aurat hain, agar ussey bach gaye toh samjo zindagi bach gayee.

• Jab devi ki darshan ho gayee toh mandir kiss kaam ka.

• Aur tumhara naam keedey das, kyonki silk toh keedey se banta hai.

• Tumne 500 ladkiyon ke saath tuning ki hain, toh kya tumne kabhi ek ladki ke saath 500 baar tuning ki hain?

• Public saaman dekhti hain, dukaan nahin aur jab sharafat ka naqaab hattha hai toh sabse jyada mazza sharifon ko hi aata hai.

• Emraan Hashmi to Vidya Balan- you are fire from hell.

Vidya Balan – Tum usko bhi bonfire samaj kar haath senk logey.

• Ladka ladki miltey hain, kiss karke chale jaate hain,aur main to inhii chezzo sai badnaam hu.

• Jab zindagi ek baar mili hai to doosri baar kyun  sochein.

• Kuch logon ka naam unke kaam se hota hain, mera badnaam hokar hua hai.

• Tere chahne wale haina aage ki 4 rows main baithey hain aur pecche ki 40 rows meri hain.

• Aur main  yeh sabit kardunga ki film aise logo ki wajh sai nahi chalti hai.

• Naseeruddin Shah to Vidya Balan -Yeh plastic dekh rahi ho? Agar yeh plastic ho ya na ho, issey cigarette ko koi farak nahin padtha.

Vidya balan – lekin agar ismein baarish gir jaaye toh phir cigarette kiss kaam ka?

• Filmein sirf teen cheezon ke wajah se chalti hain, entertainment, entertainment, entertainment.. aur main entertainment hoon.

• Taarif mein gaali dey rahey ho ya gaali mein tareef kar rahey ho?

• Usko family do, behen do, izzat do aur phir loot lo.

• Main Silk hoon, Silk koi film nahin ki interval ke baad badal jaon.

• Silk toh upar bhi Aafat Macha Rahi Hogi.

• Dudh nikla to Amul ban gaya par sala us gai (cow) ko koi nahin jaanta jisne woh dudh diya hai. 

Some more: 

Q: Tumein kabhi pyaar hua hai? A: Pyar jo bisttar taak le jai? Haan.. Pyar jo neendh udade? Naan..

Tumhari batton main itna horsepower hai ki ghodon ka dimaag chalne lagta hai aur insaanon ka kharaab ho jata hai….dimaag.

Kuch logon ka naam unke kaam se hota hain, mera badnaam hokar hua hai.

Dikhana wohi chahiye jo log dekhna chahate hain.

Border pe khade hoke gaana nahi gaate.

Jawani taste ki jati hai waste nahin.

Public kahin aur khujlana chahthi hai, par tum uska dimaag khujlaane ko keh rahe ho…

Uperwale ne hume neeche itna sab diya hai kyun  na hum thoda thoda baant lein?

Galath kehtey hai log ki sirf dil tootata hai, body ka har part tootata hai! 

Vidya Balan’s dialogues from THE DIRTY PICTURE, are now very much in common use. The following is one of such famous dialogues:

“Filmein sirf teen cheezon ke wajah se chalti hain, entertainment, entertainment, entertainment.. aur main entertainment hoon”.

Here is a recent example from a media report:

Finance gets filmy..

Business Standard / Mar 28, 2012

At a recent conference organized by the group, Financial Technologies Chairman Jignesh Shah had taken a special liking to the famous dialogue from a Vidya Balan movie. In speech after speech, he improvised on the dialogue.

First in an evening session, he said for business, there are three important ingredients. They are enterprise, enterprise and enterprise.

Then in another session on the financial markets, he said markets run because of three important things — liquidity, liquidity and liquidity. 

Jai Ho! And they say films are not true to life…!! Or vice-versa? Stretching the use of the above filmi dialogue to our every day life situations, I can think of the following uses:

1. For an Entrepreneur to succeed in his venture, he needs three things: marketing, marketing, marketing.

2. For achieving success in life, three things are important:sweat, sweat, sweat.

3. For a woman to become an efficient home-maker, she needs to do just three things: slog, slog, slog.

4. For becoming a famous poet, you need three inputs:imagination, imagination, imagination.

You can use your imagination now to think of many more situations of this type. An example: I love three South Indian Snacks/dishes: masaala dosa, masaala dosa. masaala dosa!

BTW, do you know that there are three ways to respond to this posting too? Yes, by saying : hats off, hats off, hats off !