Quotes on KISS…

Quotes on Kiss :

To compensate you all for the furore caused by the news item regarding Benetton’s controversial ad showing the Pope kissing an Imam,here is my collection of some delicious quotes on an extraa delicious subject of  KISS. I have collected them over decades and my collection is still growing.I mean quotes on kisses–not actual kisses !! So savour these delights and smack your lips,dearies :

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth – and endures all the rest.-Helen Rowland  

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.-Ingrid Bergman

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That’s basic spelling that every woman ought to know.-Mistinguett (Jeanne Bourgeois)

If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.-Thomas Carlyle

People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy.-Bob Hope
Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.-Remy de Gourmont

Kissing is like drinking salted water. You drink, and your thirst increases.-Chinese Proverb

Grammar of a Kiss :

A Kiss is a :Noun:It is common & proper.
A Pronoun:”She” stands for it. A Verb:It is active & passive:
An Adverb:Makes an explanation.A Conjunction:It brings together & connects.
An Interjection: It shows a sudden strong feeling.A Proposition:It has an object.

Professors of different subjects define KISS in different ways :
Prof. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra:A kiss is two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics:A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry:A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology:A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology:A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry: A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy:A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics:A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Prof. of Statistics:A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy:A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English:A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Engineering:Uh, What? I’m not familiar with that term.

A brief poem on a Kiss :
They say there’s microbes in a kiss,

This rumor is most rife,
Come, lady dear, and make of me –
An invalid for life. 

 

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