Here is a fictional dialogue between the above two,recalled from my old joke book.Sometimes,re-cycled stuff is good too ! E..n..j..o..y..!!

Bill Gates -: Namaskar! You must have heard of Windows.

Laloo -: Oh yes! Most Govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.

Gates -: Have you installed Windows at home?

Laloo -: I have removed all windows due to increased burglaries in our house.

Gates (Confused) -: Then what is the system you operate on?

Laloo -: OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.

Gates (Sweating) -: Hope the internet is being used a lot inIndia.

Laloo -: Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.

Gates -: By the year 2020India should export computer chips.

Laloo -: We are already exporting Uncle Chips.

Gates (Feeling very Uneasy) -: Do you regularly use Lap Tops?

Laloo -: My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.

Gates (Sweating Heavily) -: The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM.

Laloo -: RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P.

Gates (Feeling Dizzy) -: I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.

Laloo -: I have exhausted all my leave.

Gates: I have no energy left, let us go out and have a bite.

Laloo -: BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.

Gates-: (System Crashes and Found Missing). “Windows is restarting. Please wait………….”

Keep Smiling !!


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4 Responses to LALOO AND BILL GATES…

  1. Safiyyah says:

    Hilarious, Brocaji. Enjoyed the morning dose of humour. Warmest regards.

    Safiyyah, UK
    Aug 09, 2011

  2. ramesh anand says:

    I read this humour piece with my close colleague from Bihar and we had good time laughing at it during the early evening hours. You are doing a priceless act Sir.

    Ramesh Anand, Malaysia
    Aug 10, 2011

  3. J S Broca says:

    Dear Safiyyah ji and Anand ji—This was a fictional dialogue between the above two, recalled from my old joke book.Sometimes,re-cycled stuff is good too ! Glad you both enjoyed the piece.!

    J S Broca
    New Delhi

  4. J S Broca says:

    Dear Friends,
    Here are responses from a group on FB called :FUN FOR YOUNG HEARTS AND BROAD MINDS:
    Manju Suri-Absolutely hiarious…kudos !
    Suresh Suri-Ha ha …nice to read this…I can’t control…thanx for sharing..keep writing…
    Manju Suri-Awaken the others too..
    Gangadhar Rockzz- u r good !!
    Rammohan Dingari-Jatinder pra, sat sri akaal. tussi great ho,tuhada jawaab nahi.
    Jatinder Pal Singh Broca- Dear Forum Friends,thank you ALL for your lovely responses.Keep smiling !


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