LALOO AND BILL GATES…
Here is a fictional dialogue between the above two,recalled from my old joke book.Sometimes,re-cycled stuff is good too ! E..n..j..o..y..!!
Bill Gates -: Namaskar! You must have heard of Windows.
Laloo -: Oh yes! Most Govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.
Gates -: Have you installed Windows at home?
Laloo -: I have removed all windows due to increased burglaries in our house.
Gates (Confused) -: Then what is the system you operate on?
Laloo -: OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.
Gates (Sweating) -: Hope the internet is being used a lot inIndia.
Laloo -: Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.
Gates -: By the year 2020India should export computer chips.
Laloo -: We are already exporting Uncle Chips.
Gates (Feeling very Uneasy) -: Do you regularly use Lap Tops?
Laloo -: My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.
Gates (Sweating Heavily) -: The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM.
Laloo -: RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P.
Gates (Feeling Dizzy) -: I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.
Laloo -: I have exhausted all my leave.
Gates: I have no energy left, let us go out and have a bite.
Laloo -: BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.
Gates-: (System Crashes and Found Missing). “Windows is restarting. Please wait………….”
Keep Smiling !!
Hilarious, Brocaji. Enjoyed the morning dose of humour. Warmest regards.
Aug 09, 2011
I read this humour piece with my close colleague from Bihar and we had good time laughing at it during the early evening hours. You are doing a priceless act Sir.
Ramesh Anand, Malaysia
Aug 10, 2011
Dear Safiyyah ji and Anand ji—This was a fictional dialogue between the above two, recalled from my old joke book.Sometimes,re-cycled stuff is good too ! Glad you both enjoyed the piece.!
J S Broca
Here are responses from a group on FB called :FUN FOR YOUNG HEARTS AND BROAD MINDS:
Manju Suri-Absolutely hiarious…kudos !
Suresh Suri-Ha ha …nice to read this…I can’t control…thanx for sharing..keep writing…
Manju Suri-Awaken the others too..
Gangadhar Rockzz- u r good !!
Rammohan Dingari-Jatinder pra, sat sri akaal. tussi great ho,tuhada jawaab nahi.
Jatinder Pal Singh Broca- Dear Forum Friends,thank you ALL for your lovely responses.Keep smiling !
J S BROCA