Uski aankhein jheel sey bhi gehree thhee.
My eyes feasted on her beautiful face,
Her eyes were as deep as waters of a lake.
I said ILU ILU to her,until I got tired.
She was stone deaf,it finally transpired !
2.Heaven & Hell
N A M A S K A A R !
Zindaa ho tau ek SMS bhejo.
Aasmaan mein chaley gaye ho,
Tau baarish bhejo.
Swarg mein ho,
Tau Apsara bhejo.
Agar narak mein ho tau-
Enjoy yourself !
G R E E T I N G S !
If you are alive,send an SMS.
If you are in the skies above,
Send me some rain.
If you are in the Heavens,
Send me an Angel from there.
If by chance you are in Hell,
Then E N J O Y yourself there !
Is saadgi par kaun naan marr jayey ya khuda ?
Ladtey hain, parr haathh mein belan bhi nahin hai !!
She fights,but without even a rolling pin in her hand !!
This burning skin,
These fluttering lips,
This shivering body,
This unclear speech,…..
I knew that it was not Love,
But these were vital signs of Malaria !
5.Why I miss you ?
Yaad aati hai teri jaagtey-sotey,
Din kattey hain teri khatir rotey-rotey.
Kaash tum merey saath yahan hotey,
Kum sey kum merey kuchch kapdey tau dhotey !!
I remember you while I am asleep or awake too.
My days simply pass moaning and crying for you.
How I wish you were here with me now dearie-
Sharing my burden-by washing some of my dirty laundry !
6.The world is round
Duniyaan gol hai ! Proof chahiyeh ?
Cockroch chuhey sey darta hai,
Chuha billi sey,
Billi kuttey sey,
Kutta aadmi sey,
Aadmi apni Girlfriend sey,
Aur Girlfriend cockroch sey !!
The world is round.
Need proof ? Here it is :
Cockroach fears the mouse.
Mouse is afraid of the cat.
Cat fears the dog.
Dog is afraid of man.
The man fears his Girlfriend.
Girlfriend is afraid of cockroach !
7.Waiting for a discount
Laila ko Majnu ka SMS nahin aaya,
Laila nein teen din khana nahin khaaya.
Laila marr rahi thii, Majnu key pyaar mein,
Majnu baitha tha SMS free honey key intezaar mein…!
Laila was anxiously waiting for Majnu’s SMS.
Laila did not eat food for three days.
Laila was dying for Majnu’s love.
Poor Majnu was waiting for free SMS scheme !
Dard-e-dil mein, gum ki kaliyaan khilti hain,
Abb tau tanhai aksar hum sey milti hai,
Aap nein band kiya jab sey SMS karna,
Mobile ki battery zyaada chalti hai !!
Buds of sorrow bloom in sorrows of sadness.
Loneliness is my usual constant companion.
The day since you have stopped sending me SMS,
I am saving a lot-since my mobile battery now lasts longer !
Yeh chaand bhi kya zulm dhaata hai !
Bachpan mein Mama
This Moon fascinates people in various ways.
In childhood,it is a child’s maternal uncle,
And in youth,it appears to be like one’s beloved !
Jeewan bima waaley bhi,
Kitni besharmi sey pesh aatey hain,
Pati ki maut sey kya kya faaydey hongey,
Ghanton baith karr uski patni ko samjhatey hain !!
These life insurance agents are a shamelss clan.
They market their schemes with such elan.
What benefits will be gained on hubby’s demise-
They explain to the wife endlessly,oh what a surprise !