Badminton racquet chalana,champion life,banaa sakta hai,
Gol gol roti belna,aap ko ek achchi wife banaa sakta hai.
Sochney waali yeh bhi, ek aur baat hai,
Ki Sidhdharth Mallya ki aisi kya aukaat hai ?
Shaadi key baad,kya woh aap sey gharelu kaam karwaayegaa?
Kya aap ko filmon sey nikaal karr,rotiyaan pakkwaayega ?
Dumm maaro dumm waali Deepika,aap mein hai dumm,
Mallya agar karodpati hai,aap bhi nahin kuchch kumm !
Aapkey ek haath mein belan,aur doosrey mein racquet,
Kya jhel paayegaa,woh aap ki double dumm daar taaqatt ?
Deepika baby,zor laga karr,chalaao apna racquet ya balla,
Ki mach jaaey,saarey Bollywood mein,aisa ek halla !
Roti gol naan banney,tau zara naan ghabhraao,
Jhatpat sey fone ghuma karr,dhaabey sey mangwaao !
Agar zaroorat aan padey,kabhi rotiyaan banaana,
Sidhdharth sey keh do,piya jee,market sey Roti Maker laana.
Aap aatey key pedey banaayein,woh machine mein unko dabaayein,
Exercise ki excercise, aur gol gol rotiyaan, sung sung khaayein !!
Here is a literal translation of the above poem in English :
Dear Deepika,why are you crying if you cannot make perfectly round rotis (chapatis) ?If your dear mum had taught you something early in your life,you wouldn’t have faced such a situation now.Had she given a rolling pin in your hands instead of a badminton racquet,you would have not only learnt to make rotis,but also to make parothas ! Using a badminton racquet can turn you into a champion in life,but with a rolling pin in your hands,you can roll round rotis and prove yourself to be a dutiful wife. However,there is another side to this story as well.I wonder whether, Sidhdharth Mallya can be so selfish ?After marriage,will he make you do all the household chores? Will he ask you to make round rotis for him ? Deepika,you are the “Dum Maaro Dum” girl,you have it in you.If the Mallya boy is a millionairre,you aren’t any where less.If you wield a rolling pin in one hand and a racquet in your other hand,will he dare to face your double strength? So,dear Deepika,smash your racquet with such a speed and force so that there is a lot of hullabaloo in the entire Bollywood ! In case you are still cannot make perfectly round rotis,don’t get dis-heartened a wee bit ! Just telephone the friendly neighbourhood dhabha walla and get them delivered to your home. In case,you are still forced to make rotis,tell your dear hubby to buy a Roti Making Machine from the market for you.Then you can just roll the dough into balls while he can press them into the machine to get round rotis.Pressing the lever of the machine,will be an exercise for his biceps and besides you can both share hot and perfectly round rotis together.
Isn’t that a good idea?
I am giving links to a few youtube videos for my readers in general and to Deepika in particular so that she can learn a few things about roti making.
1. Roti or Chapati or Pulka/Fulka(Indian soft bread) (By a cookery expert):
Bollywood Classic – Roti 1974 – Synopsis – Mangal Singh – Rajesh Khanna, has been a criminal, whose criminal career began by stealing food to keep from starving, and hence got him deeper and deeper into the criminal world. His crimes have caught up with him and he is sentenced to be hanged. He dramatically escapes with the help of an underworld don, Suraj – Pinchoo Kapoor, and is on the run from the police. He lands up in a small village in Northern India, and becomes a school-teacher with the help of a local girl, Bijli – Mumtaz. He takes on the identity of Ramu, a friend of Shravan, and goes to live with Shravan’s parents, Lalaji – Om Prakash and Malti – Nirupa Roy, little knowing that they are the parents of a man he killed while escaping from the police.
I think you will love watching this clip from the movie which was a hit of those times,when Rajesh was billed as a SUPER STAR:
Here are some visuals of Deepika and her love life :