Getting fresh…

Getting fresh…
Trying to “be fresh” with someone, in the ordinary sense, means being insubordinate, disrespectful, or to just misbehave.
However, between a man and a woman, it indicates “flirting”.That is, someone who is “being fresh” is impolitely making his sexual interest known.
It also indicates sexual aggressiveness.For example,a girl may tell a boy: Don’t get fresh with me,boy!
Now,what should a girl do when a boy tries to get fresh with her ?
Try to remember some really cool replies to his common pick-up lines,so that his act of getting fresh is nipped in the bud !
Here are some samples from my collection based on feedback recieved from friends who overheard the exchange of such dialogues in public places.
You can of course add your own response/s befitting the occasion/s.
Man “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”

Man “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
Woman “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”

Man “Is this seat empty?”
Woman “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”

Man “So, wanna go back to my place ?”
Woman “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”

Man “Your place or mine?”
Woman “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”

Man “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
Woman “It’s in the phone book.”

Man “But I don’t know your name.”
Woman “That’s in the phone book too.”

Man “So what do you do for a living?”
Woman “I’m a female impersonator.”

Man “What sign were you born under?”
Woman “No Parking.”

Man “Hey, baby, what’s your sign?”
Woman “Do not Enter”

Man “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
Woman “Unfertilized”

Man “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason”
Woman “Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!”

Man “I’m here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy.”
Woman “You mean you’ve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?”

Man “I know how to please a woman.”
Woman “Then please leave me alone.”

Man “I want to give myself to you.”
Woman “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”

Man “I can tell that you want me.”
Woman “Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you to leave.”

Man “If I could see you naked, I’d die happy
Woman “Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.”

Man “Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?”
Woman “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species..”

Man “Your body is like a temple.”
Woman “Sorry, there are no services today.”

Man “I’d go through anything for you.”
Woman “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”

Man “I would go to the end of the world for you.”
Woman “Yes, but would you stay there?” 
The above list is only indicative,not exhaustive.
A note of caution: Use these dialogues at your own risk !

Have a happy day !

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