3 More Minis……

3 More Minis……
Mini Skirt 1.
(Skirting the issue of Salary)
  Asked a Professor to a PTY
  In his MBA class :
  What are the Three Most
  Powerful words, other than
  “I Love You”, lass ?
  Said the student feeling a bit shy:
  “I Don’t Know”,”Sorry Am I ” ?   
  “No,you are wrong-Miss Vallery,
  Its simple: ‘Received My Salary’ ” 
Mini Skirt 2.
(Skirting the issue of Marriage Expenses)
Listen- Ye All married Men :
It is said: Marriages are
Made In Heaven,
But I say it with no mirth –
Its Maintenance Charges
Have to be paid on this Earth !!
Mini Skirt 3.
(Skirting the issue of Realism)
A Pessimist- 
Sees a glass half empty of water,
That is his view of Life.
An Optimist-
Sees it half filled with water,
Its his vision of Life.
But the Realist-you see,
Just adds some whiskey
To the glass, and says-
Cheers To Life !!  
Keep smiling……. Hic Hic Hooray !!
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5 Responses to 3 More Minis……

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  3. t s chandra mouli says:

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    TSChandra Mouli, Hyderabad
    Jul 18, 2010

  4. seshu chamarty says:

    Broca, enjoyed. Hilarious.

    Seshu Chamarty, Hyderabad
    Jul 18, 2010

  5. anna maria says:

    cool.. these mini skirts.. hiding deeper things… smiling

    Anna Maria, Trivandrum
    Jul 19, 2010

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