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3 More Minis……

Mini Skirt 1.

(Skirting the issue of Salary)

Asked a Professor to a PTY

In his MBA class :

What are the Three Most

Powerful words, other than

“I Love You”, lass ?

Said the student feeling a bit shy:

“I Don’t Know”,”Sorry Am I ” ?

“No,you are wrong-Miss Vallery,

Its simple: ‘Received My Salary’ ”

Mini Skirt 2.

(Skirting the issue of Marriage Expenses)

Listen- Ye All married Men :

It is said: Marriages are

Made In Heaven,

But I say it with no mirth –

Its Maintenance Charges

Have to be paid on this Earth !!

Mini Skirt 3.

(Skirting the issue of Realism)

A Pessimist-

Sees a glass half empty of water,

That is his view of Life.

An Optimist-

Sees it half filled with water,

Its his vision of Life.

But the Realist-you see,

Just adds some whiskey

To the glass, and says-

Cheers To Life !!

Keep smiling……. Hic Hic Hooray !!