3 Mini Poems
koi aapko bewakoof kahey tau
aap dukhi mat hona
afsos mat karna
naan hi rona
aaram sey kursi pey baith kar sochna-
ki saale uss ko patta kaisey chala !
If somebody calls you stupid,
Don’t become sad,
Don’t regret it so bad,
Don’t cry over it either,
Just sit calmly on a chair
And do an analyser:
Just think how the bloke
Reached to the truth untold !
mainey kaha,doctor sahib,
koi lambi ummar ka tareeka bataayiey
woh boley beta,
shaadi key bandhan mein bandh jaayiey,
kya shaadi karney sey ummar lambi ho jaayegi ?
woh musukara kar boley
nahin,lambi ummar ki chahat khatam ho jaayegi !
I asked the doctor
To advise me how to live a long life.
He simply said :get married-find a wife.
I asked: will my life get longer with a wife?
Said he smilingly:no you’ll lose your wish for a long life !
doctor bola patient key dost sey :
aggar aap iss ko ek ghanta pehley ley attey,
tau hum iss ko bachaa letey.
dost ney kaha, adha ghanta pehley
tau iss ka accident hua hai,
ek ghanta pehley kaisey laatey ?
Said the doc to the patient’s friend
Had you wheeled him an hour ago
He wouldn’t have met this end.
I would certainly have saved him.
Said the friend to the learned doc
Sir,he met with this accident
Just half an hour ago-pray
How I could have brought him in as you say ?
Good Jokes. Please send more jokes like this.
Rajaram Ramachandran, Juhu, Mumbai
Jul 16, 2010
These are just hilarious, time will tell if the first two poems prove to be true…sooner or later.
Snehith Kumbla, Pune
Jul 15, 2010
Hilarious – all the three. Wife would ensure a long life to hubby so that she could have someone to nag and bicker with.
U Atreya Sarma, Secunderabad
Jul 15, 2010
Good ones, Jatinder, thoroughly enjoyable! They cheer up the mood before a gruelling day ahead. Thanks.
GSP Rao, Hyderabad
Jul 16, 2010
Broca ji, Yeh dil maange more. I liked the first one, because I tried it without informing anybody and found to be true. For the third, the doctor is correct. Had they wheeled him an hour ago, he would have met the other end in the hospital after half an hour by the hands of doctor, because Yamaraj does not bother about the hands of driver or doctor, he is very particular in timing.
Prem Nizar Hameed, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
Jul 17, 2010
Dear Fellow Muse-icians, thanks a lot for your responses.I feel pleased that most of us still have that funny bone in us !
I often use the word “funny bone” in my postings.So I did a bit of research and found out what is mentioned herebelow :
Have you ever hit the inside of your elbow in just the right spot and felt a tingling or prickly kind of dull pain? That’s your funny bone! It doesn’t really hurt as much as it feels weird. The “funny bone” got its nickname because of that funny feeling you get after you hit it.
But your funny bone isn’t actually a bone at all. Running down the inside part of your elbow is a nerve called the ulnar nerve. The ulnar nerve lets your brain know about feelings in your fourth and fifth fingers. It’s also one of the nerves that controls some movement of your hand.You get that funny feeling when the ulnar nerve is bumped against the humerus (say: hyoo-muh-rus), the long bone that starts at your elbow and goes up to your shoulder.
Tapping your funny bone doesn’t do any damage to your elbow, arm, or ulnar nerve. But it sure feels strange!People sometimes mention the funny bone when they talk about their sense of humor. Maybe you’ve heard someone say “that really tickled my funny bone.”
I’ll leave you with a joke and hope that it tickles yours:
What’s a bone in your body that you can never break? Your funny bone!
Keep getting tickled !!
J S BROCA
18TH JULY 2010
Hi, this blog is very usefull and i like this blog so much.i’ll share this blog on my facebook page.
Jatinder, you sure tickled (me pink) and my funny bone.
And thanks for enlightening us about the facts about the funny bone . Your sense of humour exeeds expectations.
More and more of these will make a funnier world so keep going
God bless you and your funny bone
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