Funny Boss Day Quotes

Funny Boss Day Quotes:
  • Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
  • Ability is what will get you to the top, if the boss has no daughter.
  • There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else.
  • Nothing so conclusively proves a man’s ability to lead others as what he does from day to day to lead himself.
  • I’ve met a few people in my time who were enthusiastic about hard work. And it was just my luck that all of them happened to be men I was working for at the time.
  • Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss. The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of management is that success equals skill.
  • By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
  • The best leader is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.
  • One measure of leadership is the caliber of people who choose to follow you.
  • The difference between a job and a career is the difference between forty and sixty hours a week.
  • The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate you away from those who are still undecided.
I will end this with a prayer of an employee :
Dear God,
Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..
Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..
Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..
But Dearest God Don’t Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power,
I will buzz off before you decide to break my head.See you soon in the next episode……..
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    When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.”

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