desi-er limericks….

desi-er limericks
 
    

our newly married friend mrs vohra
tried her hand at frying pakodas
she thought they’d be soft
but they turned out so  hard
we literally had to use the hathoda !
 
    
 
mrs khanna has a pet poodle
and it just loves gorging on noodles
when it comes to going to the loo
it won’t go even if you shoo
on the carpet it makes soo-soo doodles !
 
   
 
mrs singh has cute cat as a pet
it even sleeps with her,you bet
it hates all food made in the house
it dreams of chasing a mouse
so she took it for a cure to the vet !  
 
E..N..J..O..Y..!!
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7 Responses to desi-er limericks….

  1. jasneet kaur says:

    Simply outstanding.Really enjoyed them.Wish you & your family a Happy Bandi Chhod Diwas & a very Happy & Prosperous Diwali.

  2. dr pooja says:

    Jitoo Uncle, Good that you told me about Mrs Vohra before hand. We shall go to her neighbour’s house today to wish everyone a very happy diwali. Mrs Vohra ko bhi vahi bulalenge. I hope her neighbour is not newly married. Looking forward to eat some sweets in her house. Will you please accompany me? Isn’t it a good idea? Wish you a very happy diwali. Best wishes.

    Dr Pooja G Bhuyar, Bijapur
    Oct 17,2009

  3. J S BROCA says:

    Dear Pooja, thanks a lot for your appreciation. I pray that the festival of lights brings all cheer to your life. Celebrate life through such festivals!

    j s broca, new delhi
    Oct 17, 2009

  4. Arsento says:

    Thank you! You often write very interesting articles. You improved my mood.

  5. Mackeran says:

    I really like your blog and i respect your work. I’ll be a frequent visitor.

  6. Handytarife says:

    You need to take part in a contest for one of the best blogs on the web. I will suggest this website!

  7. nilouffer says:

    Jatinder ji,
    Mrs Vohra; maybe is a dentist and this is her business strategy? You write on varied subjects with such ease and humour, one likes to visit yr blog. Keep it up !!

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