Digs
Dig-1 :
A woman’s mathematics
She will reduce her age by half
She will double the price of her
clothes she purchases,
But she will add five years more
To the age of her friend,
Before her true age,she discloses.
Dig-2 :
Pride or repentance
Said one girl to the other:
“None other man has ever
Kissed me,except for my husband dear”.
Asked the other in turn,
Without being taciturn:
“Are you proud of the fact
Or are you repenting my dear?”
Dig-3 :
Why man marries
It is said by the sages
That a man often marries
Just for two simple reasons.
Either for joy or for pain
And thats a true fact
In all seasons.
One–If he dies and goes to heaven
He feels happy as a musical bell.
Two–he just feels as if he is at home
If instead,he goes to hell !
Dig-4:
Disease or blessing
To his doc said the patient
With a sincere irritation,
” I am suffering
From a rare malady.
Please note my condition,
I just can’t seem to be hearing,
When my wife is speaking,
Do you have any good remedy ?”
Said the doctor to his patient,
Without a hint of irritation,
“Here is my sincere advice.
It is not a disease,
Thank your stars,if you please,
It is really God’s blessing in disguise ! “
Thanks dost.We need your healing touch in the midst of raging passions, inspite of incessant rains. Cheers.
T. S. Chandra Mouli, Hyderabad
Oct 06, 2009
Dear Broca,
A joke for you….
A man said to his wife one day,
“I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful, both at the same time.”
The wife responded, “Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so that you would be attracted to me; God also made me stupid so that I would be attracted to you!”
Regards
Nalini Hebbar, Nellore
Oct 06, 2009
Dear Mouliji, Nalini ji, thanks a lot for your warm and appreciative responses. Keep smiling.
J S Broca, New Delhi
Oct 06, 2009
Hilarious, Jatinder ji, Loved your ‘digs’. They had me rolling in the aisles with laughter. So also Nalini’s joke. Nice way to begin the day. Warm regards,
Gautam Nadkarni, Mumbai
Oct 06, 2009
Dear Gautam ji, thanks a lot for your lovely response. Try composing limericks, senryu or haiku on these themes. Let me be tickled in turn with your witty creations.
J S Broca, New Delhi
Oct 06, 2009
Respected Broca Sir, Hilarious digs. Really enjoyed them. Warm Regards.
Jasneet Kaur, New Delhi
Oct 06, 2009
Dear Jasneet,
Thanks for your response.Keep smiling–always !!
J S Broca
New Delhi, 07.10.09
Dear Brocaji, Nice ones thanks for sharing with us. Hahaha. Regards, warmly,
Lina Mistry Tandel, Varginia, USA
Oct 07, 2009
Dear Lina ji, thanks a lot for your valuable response.Keep smiling….always.
J S Broca
New Delhi
08.09.09
Jitoo Uncle, You are a laughter pill. I laughed, enjoyed overwhelmingly. Very nice. Tussi great ho Uncle. Best wishes.
Dr Pooja G Bhuyar, Bijapur
Oct 10, 2009
I’d come to see eye to eye with you one this subject. Which is not something I usually do! I enjoy reading a post that will make people think. Also, thanks for allowing me to speak my mind!
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Dear Jitoo ji,
Why the digs exclusive to women; lets hear some at men too; but they seem quite factually humurous.One better than the other,so enjoyed. Thanks,but will wait for more such digs.
Jitoo ji all the digs are hilarious; Who can compete with you?
Ill try …. A great thought by a naughty Woman ..Men are not attracted towards me because of my Mind; But they attracted towards me because I Dont Mind…!
Give us more of your digs;
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