# new age equations

NEW AGE EQUATIONS

Equation 1

Human  = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,

Human – enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,

Human that don’t know how to enjoy = Donkey that work

Equation 2

Men   = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,

Men – earn money = Donkeys

In other words,

Men that don’t earn money = Donkeys

Equation 3

Women   = eat + sleep + spend

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore, Women – spend = Donkeys

In other words,

Women that don’t spend = Donkeys

To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Men that don’t earn money =Women that don’t spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!

(Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!

(Postulate 2)

So we have:

Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!!

E N J O Y……..

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