WIPROism
GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.
DELLism
Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow’s milk.
IBMism
You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.
MICROSOFTism
You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.
INTELism
Microsoft makes horse shoes. You nail them to your cows & wonder why they don’t run fast.
SUNism
You have a bull. It doesn’t give milk. You hate Microsoft.
ORACLEism
You have a cow. You don’t know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.
SAPism
You don’t have a cow. You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.
APPLEism
You have a cow. You sell iMilk.
SONYism
You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world’s thinnest milk.
CITIBANKism
Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2…stay on line if you’d like our customer care to milk it for you.
HPism
You don’t know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.
GEism
You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that’s his imagination at work.
RELIANCEism
You don’t yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.
TATAism
You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.
Jitoo Uncle,
Bada maza aya padhke.
I have one,
BPLism,
You have a cow. You are confused whether it yields petrol or electronic goods,
But finally says, Jai Bharat Petroleum Ltd ki aur jai BPL electronics ki,
Aadhe log petrol khareedo, aadhe log tv aur fridge khareedo, aur baaki hamare saath aao.
Hope it added some -ism……
Enjoyed,
Jitoo ji,
That was great reading.You must have a fantastic collection and we readers are lucky. It was great fun to read specially the Citi Bankism, Reliance ism and Tataism.
Thanks for sharing.
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