Tragedies / Comedies of Life

Posted on June 25, 2009 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca
Tragedies / Comedies of Life
 
 
1. Sanitary Inspector’s
    Son drowns in a
    Street gutter,               
    Which had no
    Man-hole cover !
  
                              
 
2. Traffic Policemen
    Challans an erring motorist,
    While his own
    Motorbike is parked
    Under the “No Parking” sign !
 
                          
 
3. The Circus clown
    Who lost his widow mother
    At a young age,
    Practices smiling
    In front of his
    bathroom mirror !  
                                           
 
4. A group of Oldies
    Who had never laughed
    Really in their lives,
    Has now joined a Laughter
    Club,
    To learn laughing artificially !
 
                                         
 
5. Borrower borrows
    Working Capital from
    Bank for his printing unit.
    Switches over to printing
    Counterfeit currency !
                       
 
6. A dietician, who
    Helps clients in
    Weight reduction,
    Herself weighs
    120 kilos !                             
                                                                   
7. Barber gives
    Hero-type hair cuts
    To youth.
    He keeps his
    Own hair long ! 
                                   
 
8. Milk seller’s wife
   Serves him a cup of tea,
   By using his ready-mix
   Of milk and water
   From his milk can !
                                   
9. Rag-picker’s son,
    Graduates and
    Becoming an entrepreneur,
    Starts”Waste Management”
    plant !
                           
 
10. Prostitute’s grown up
     Son, enjoys his new job :
     As a pimp !   
                                    
 
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8 Responses to Tragedies / Comedies of Life

  1. t s chandra mouli says:
    June 26, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    Dear Jatinder ji,
    Lovely compositions.Capturing and presenting life in the most realistic possible manner.
    You are endowed with an eagle’s eye that notices, sharp memory that records and amazing acumen that reproduces the way you
    like most.I salute you , sir.
    8th and 9th are master pieces.
    Have a great day.
    Cheers,
    mouli.

  2. kumarendra mallick says:
    June 26, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    Jatinder saheb, Nice you are back with your usual excellent stuff to make us laugh. Best regards

    Kumarendra Mallick, Hyderabad
    Jun 26, 2009

  3. Satyananda says:
    June 26, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    Broca saab, Nice to see your humourous pieces in Muse India after many days. You are the ‘Boost’ of our energy! Regards.

    Ch J Satyananda Kumar, Visakhapatnam
    Jun 26, 2009

  4. seshu says:
    June 26, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    I find the highlight in the one on Milkman’s wife at no.8. Kudos Brocaji, for your wit that is very special.

    Seshu Chamarty, Hyderabad
    Jun 26, 2009

  5. k pankajam says:
    June 26, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    Dear Sir, 3 and 4 are really tragedies with shadows of grief in them. All others made me laugh from the heart. I enjoyed the humour very much. At the same time, they also give us food for some serious thoughts, like sugar coated pills. Great work. Best regards,

    K Pankajam, Chennai
    Jun 26, 2009

  6. J S BROCA says:
    June 26, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    Dear Mallickji, Satyanandaji, Seshu ji,and Pankajam ji,Thanks to you all for the warm feedback. It feels good to be back in the Muse family after a short hibernation.

    J S Broca, New Delhi
    Jun 26, 2009

  7. Darmowe Kasyno Internetowe says:
    January 12, 2011 at 9:36 pm

    There is obviously a lot for me to discover outside of my books. Thanks for the great read 🙂

  8. Kasyna Online says:
    March 3, 2011 at 6:46 pm

    Thanks so much for this information … I’m already doing some of these suggestions but there are many others that are new to me.

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