desi limericks !

Desi Limericks !! truck !

a cute young girl from mumbai

got hitched to a famous halwai

when she asked for some laddus

he proved to be a khaddoos

so she said OK Tata Bye Bye !!

2. cat-scam !

a lovely lass from dilli

was so besotted with her billi

she slept with it every raat

it vanished on a chhoti si baat,

now the question-billi milli ki nahin milli ?

3. your slip is showing

a professor while taking a class

expained to a bright young lass

there’s many a slip

between cup and the lip

she said ” no more slips,I’m bindass ” !


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8 Responses to desi limericks !

  1. Gautam Nadkarni says:

    Dear Jatinder jee, Fantastic limericks! Technicalities and meter be damned! Good show; keep it up! Warm regards,

    Gautam Nadkarni, Mumbai
    Apr 27, 2009

  2. Seshu says:

    Broca. Hilarious is your’ CAT–Scam’. Thumbs up! Keep them coming. Enjoyed all.

    Seshu Chamarty, Hyderabad
    Apr 28, 2009

  3. Chandra Mouli says:

    Jatinder ji,
    Bahut badiya ,lajawab cheeze hai sir ji.
    Ek se badh kar ek.

    From the oven hot
    steaming, screaming lot
    roll out from your stable
    taking shape on your table.

    Dekhiye aap ke chamatkar
    mouli bhi bana kalakar.
    jitoo saab se baath kar
    banoge tum bhi ek shayar.

    Thanks.Good night.
    27TH April 09

  4. Chandra Mouli says:

    Jatider saab,
    Kamaal kar deye aapne.Mere jaise buddhu ko bhi neend se utha ke gana sunaaye.
    Ab so jaunga aaram se,
    dekhte meethi sapne,
    kaar ke sab ko apne
    hogaye aap ke deewane.
    Thanks for making this evening very pleasnt and enjoyable.
    Good night.
    27TH April 09

  5. Atreya Sarma says:

    Brocaji, So enjoyable…the answer to the second one could be: It depends. You’ve shown that Desi can be as kicking as Videsi, if not more. Thank you and regards.

    U Atreya Sarma, Secunderabad-56
    Apr 29, 2009

  6. Dr Pooja says:

    Jitoo Uncle, Sat Sri Akal. I am glad to know that the whole family has the inheritance of ‘humour genes’ a rare genetic composition. Your desi limericks have hit the doors in Pardes and there are responses coming from them. The only scam anybody can enjoy is your cat scam. Nice ones.Good day.

    Dr Pooja G Bhuyar, Bijapur

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  8. nilouffer says:

    Jatinder ji,

    You are a natural with words; God has really blessed you; so keep entertaining us.

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