Desi Limericks !!
1.no truck !
a cute young girl from mumbai
got hitched to a famous halwai
when she asked for some laddus
he proved to be a khaddoos
so she said OK Tata Bye Bye !!
2. cat-scam !
a lovely lass from dilli
was so besotted with her billi
she slept with it every raat
it vanished on a chhoti si baat,
now the question-billi milli ki nahin milli ?
3. your slip is showing
a professor while taking a class
expained to a bright young lass
there’s many a slip
between cup and the lip
she said ” no more slips,I’m bindass ” !
Dear Jatinder jee, Fantastic limericks! Technicalities and meter be damned! Good show; keep it up! Warm regards,
Gautam Nadkarni, Mumbai
Apr 27, 2009
Broca. Hilarious is your’ CAT–Scam’. Thumbs up! Keep them coming. Enjoyed all.
Seshu Chamarty, Hyderabad
Apr 28, 2009
Jatinder ji,
Bahut badiya ,lajawab cheeze hai sir ji.
Ek se badh kar ek.
From the oven hot
steaming, screaming lot
roll out from your stable
taking shape on your table.
Dekhiye aap ke chamatkar
mouli bhi bana kalakar.
jitoo saab se baath kar
banoge tum bhi ek shayar.
Thanks.Good night.
Mouli.
27TH April 09
Jatider saab,
Kamaal kar deye aapne.Mere jaise buddhu ko bhi neend se utha ke gana sunaaye.
Ab so jaunga aaram se,
dekhte meethi sapne,
kaar ke sab ko apne
hogaye aap ke deewane.
Thanks for making this evening very pleasnt and enjoyable.
Shabbakhair.
Sayonara.
Good night.
Mouli.
27TH April 09
Brocaji, So enjoyable…the answer to the second one could be: It depends. You’ve shown that Desi can be as kicking as Videsi, if not more. Thank you and regards.
U Atreya Sarma, Secunderabad-56
Apr 29, 2009
Jitoo Uncle, Sat Sri Akal. I am glad to know that the whole family has the inheritance of ‘humour genes’ a rare genetic composition. Your desi limericks have hit the doors in Pardes and there are responses coming from them. The only scam anybody can enjoy is your cat scam. Nice ones.Good day.
Dr Pooja G Bhuyar, Bijapur
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Jatinder ji,
You are a natural with words; God has really blessed you; so keep entertaining us.