AT RANDOM !
RANDOM -1:
SLOW DOWN
Saw a guy in
A tee-shirt
With emblazoned
Slogan :
“AVOID GIRLS–
SAVE PETROL !! “
RANDOM -2 :
DOWN TURN
Said one Investment Banker
To another :
“This is worse than a
Divorce.
I have lost
50% of my money
But I still hold
100% of my wife !! “
RANDOM -3 :
MODERN MATRIMONY !
Saw an ad recently–
“Girl with 25 acres
Of Land,
Wishes to marry
A Boy having
Own Tractor.
Send photograph
Of the Tractor “
RANDOM – 4 :
NURSERY RHYME RE-MIX !
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill,
Met Little Miss
Muffet up there !
She was hungry
For her whey,
And had lost
Her way
And Mother Hubbard’s
Cupboard was bare !!
Said Jack-” Don’t wail !
Have some water
From our pail.
Together we will find
If you don’t mind,
A way out of this
D I S A S T E R !! “
The girls hitched up their gowns,
And they cleverly tumbled down
Very careful of their crowns,
And lived so happily
T H E R E A F T E R !!”
RANDOM -5 :
A NEW TRAINING COLLEGE !
Saw an ad :
“Opened now in Delhi,
Training College for Art
Of Throwing Shoes !
One year’s part time
PGDST course
(Post Graduate Diploma
In Shoe Throwing ).
Experienced Guest Faculty
From India and abroad !
First ten students who
Enlist, will get
A pair of Nike Shoes Free !
We know where the shoe pinches.
Learn How to throw,
When to throw,
Why to throw,
At Whom to throw,
At the Right Speed,
At the Right Time,
From the Right Distance
To reach the Right Target
For Maximum Publicity.
Course includes
Intensive Practical Training.
For further details
Visit our website :
www.shoethrowers.com
Or e-mail our expert
Care of jsbroca@yahoo.com !
Satisfaction Guaranteed !! “
All your lines tickle, BROCA.‘Please don’t Shoe up at the press meet today evening’, Minister was overheard when he was calling media members on phone. I could understand his anxiety, post BUSH and post-Chidambaram shoe chucking episodes which were unfortunate. With regards,
Seshu Chamarty, Hyderabad
Apr 09, 2009
Jatinder saheb, your Random House production is good. But you did not give the break-up of the fee structure for the special course you have spoken of. Best regards
Kumarendra Mallick, Hyderabad
Apr 09, 2009
Brocaji, Side-splitters as usual, with your Modern Matrimony walking away with the cake. Warm regards.
U Atreya Sarma, Secunderabad-56
Apr 09, 2009
Dear Seshu,
Thanks for your feedback.The journalist who threw the shoe has become very famous.He has been even offered a ticket to stand for elections from a place in Punjab.He has also been promised a cash reward of some lacs.Balle balle isn’t it ?
J.S BROCA
1.04.09
Dear Mallickji,
Thanks for your response.Why do you ask the details of the course fee ? Do you intend to join the course ? If yes let me know.I’ll get you a seat on 50% discount from the quota reserved for reputed editors like you.Or you can join as a faculty member if you have some prior experience in the field !!
J S BROCA
10.04.09
Dear Atreyaji
I am happy to receive your response.All these random thoughts were thought of while travelling to and from office over last 4-5 days.I didn’t polish them and just posted them as they were written.I am happy that they have made you and others laugh.That was the purpose.Wait for some more soon….THANKS
J S BROCA
10.04.9
Jitoo Uncle,
I shall add one.
RANDOM 6
SHOE BITE.
Buy a pair of shoes,
if you get a shoe bite,
please don’t regret,
start practicing
javelin throw !!!
Jitoo Uncle, Hope I tickled a few nerve endings.
Dr Pooja G Bhuyar, Bijapur
Apr 11, 2009
Dear Pooja,I loved your “biting” feedback.Great.What if someone asks you your Sandal Number ? Given a chance, at whom would you throw your sandal ?
J S BROCA
12.04.09
Jitoo ji, Your remix of the Nursery Rhyme is great and this Diploma u talk about is held at a college you teach in? Id like to join since there is practical training also; who knows at who we can throw the shoe at??
On a serious note, your random writings are as interesting as the serious ones. Please write on and on