MORE OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS …!!

MORE OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS !

1. A reputed History teacher
In a local college,
Has a rogue of a son–
He becomes a ” history-sheeter” !!

2. A Xerox machine operator’s
Wife gives birth to twins.
He is overjoyed and exclaims :
“My God ! Exact photo-copies ” !!

3. Maths teacher in school
Loves solving algebraic equations.
At home, his equation
With his wife–
He fails to find a solution !!

4. Ice cream vendor,
Delivers solid frozen
Ice candies to children.
At home,he just ” melts ”
At his wife’s frozen glances !!

5. Madam running a beauty-parlour,
Grooms girls for matrimonial market.
Her young daughter
Elopes with one of the girls’ groom !!

 

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39 Responses to MORE OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS …!!

  1. SESHU says:

    Broca ji. My quick responses to your ironies:

    1. Small comfort–the son is not a history-cheater (rearranging letters in teacher)

    2. Small comfort–the twins are not brother and sister

    3. Small comfort–he remains a question mark

    4. Small comfort–he can be canned now.

    5. Small comfort—it was not her son with one of those groomed

    Seshu Chamarty, Hyderabad
    Apr 03, 2009

  2. Atreya Sarma says:

    Dear Brocaji, As hilarious as can be, especially the last one. By the way, a happy New Banking Year (2/12). Warm regards.

    U Atreya Sarma, Secunderabad-56
    Apr 03, 2009

  3. Dr Pooja says:

    Jitoo Uncle, I shall add another.

    A cardiologist,
    is posted for bypass surgery,
    His wife, an anaesthetist,
    takes his consent and says,
    I can’t guarantee your life,
    Just hope that we meet again !

    Jitoo Uncle, Hope this is good. I made it hazardous only now, and got this idea. Waiting for my marks.

    Dr Pooja G Bhuyar, Bijapur
    Apr 03, 2009

  4. Shernaz Wadia says:

    Jitoo, you are achieving what you’ve always wanted by spreading miles of smiles. May all these smiles come back to you and keep you smiling always. Warmly,

    Shernaz Wadia, Pune
    Apr 03, 2009

  5. J S BROCA says:

    Dear Seshu ji

    Thanks for your response.Your “small comforts” were quite a big revelation !

    You could hazard good guesses to add more fun to my puns !!

    J S Broca
    04.04.09

  6. J S BROCA says:

    Dear Atreyaji,

    Thanks for your response.I am glad you found it hilarious enough.

    J S Broca
    04.04.09

  7. J S BROCA says:

    Dear Dr Pooja,

    I am glad to note that some of this compounder’s sense of humour is rubbing off against the dear doctor.Yes,you can be really funny too at times if you want to ! GBU

    J S Broca
    04.04.09

  8. J S BROCA says:

    Dear Shernaz,

    I can see you smiling behind those spects of yours as you, as always, respond to my postings.Thanks to you, “I AM LOVIN’ IT…!!”

    J S BROCA
    04.04.09

  9. T S Chandra Mouli says:

    Dear Friend, Lovely lines- as always pleasant enabling the reader acquire a glow on face with a gentle smile. We need you to give light and delight. Regards

    T. S. Chandra Mouli, Hyderabad.
    Apr 04, 2009

  10. Lina Mistry says:

    Dear Brocaji, Nice and funny as usual. Regards,

    Lina Mistry/Tandel, Virginia, USA
    Apr 04, 2009

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