Irony !

Irony !

Meaning of an irony :

“An expression of meaning,often humourous or sarcastic by the use of a language of a different or opposite tendency.”

“Ill timed or perverse arrival of an event or a circumstance that is in itself desirable.”

“A dramatic irony– a literary technique in which the audience can percieve hidden meanings unknown to the characters.”

Recently, I had been invited for delivering a lecture as a Guest Faculty to around 150 MBA students of a college.While preparing  my talk on “Slow down in the Economy and its effect on Banks and how to keep focussed during  such times ” I  had given some examples in my humourous way.

I now post those examples in the form of situations and have given them the title of “IRONY” :

Here are they to think upon and comment upon:

 

IRONY
 
IRONY-1 :
 
Rich people
Discussing “Slow Down Blues”
In a Seminar
At a 5 star Hotel !
 
IRONY-2 :
 
Personal Driver
Of Merrill Lynch
Seeking new job;
As his Boss
Doesn’t go out anywhere now !
 
IRONY-3 :
 
Waiter in a Hotel,
Keeps a couple waiting
For 45 minutes before serving-
Reason :”Global Slow Down “!! 
 
IRONY-4:
 
MBA Colleges now
Invite YOGA faculties
To teach students
To keep “cool”
During stressful times !!
 
IRONY-5 :
 
Lijjat completes 50 years.
Barbie Doll is also 50.
Papad maker woman
Can’t afford a Barbie for her Daughter !
Rich people whose girls
Play with Barbies,
Don’t understand
The Labour of Love
Involved in Papad Making !!
 
IRONY-6:
 
Wife admonishes Husband:
“Don’t drive so fast–
At least give Economy
A chance to
Catch up with you “!!
 
IRONY-7:
 
No rains.Crops wither.
Farmer commits suicide.
We gobble pizzas,
And drown them
With ‘Coke’ / Mineral Water !!
 
IRONY-8 :
 
Rich Man’s Son’s
Gala Wedding Reception.
Wasted food
In garbage cans.
Urchins from slums
Empty them–
To survive for at least a week !
 
IRONY-9:
 
A Farmer’s Son
Studies hard,
Becomes a Doctor.
Reason : more money in it !
A Doctor’s Son
Studies Agriculture
To grow Organic Foods.
Reason :more profits in it !!
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14 Responses to Irony !

  1. Sunil Uniyal says:

    Good pieces of irony, indeed….on modern day consumerism and the on-going melt-down. Keep going, Broca Saheb. Warm regards.

    Sunil Uniyal, New Delhi
    Mar 24, 2009

  2. Apurva Iyengar says:

    I liked Irony 5 and irony 9.They are more than just stark realities/truths. Thank you for posting them Broca ji. Regards

    B.Y. Apurva Iyengar, Secunderabad
    Mar 24, 2009

  3. Atreya Sarma says:

    Brocaji, I’m on cloud nine with your jingling nine. What a variety fun fair/fare! Warm regards.

    U Atreya Sarma, Secunderabad-56
    Mar 24, 2009

  4. Sathya says:

    Brocaji, This is an outstanding work. Beautifully, aptly worded to suit the feel and sentiment. Thank u so much for this memorable piece. With best regards,

    Sathya, Nellore
    Mar 24, 2009

  5. DR POOJA says:

    Jitoo Uncle, Simply superb. Enjoyed reading them at the end of the day. I am refreshed. Thank you.

    Dr Pooja G Bhuyar, Bijapur
    Mar 24, 2009

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  6. JULIE ACHARYA RAY says:

    My take was the ‘wife-economy irony’! Good laugh at the end of the day.

    Julie Acharya Ray, Salt Lake City, Utah
    Mar 25, 2009

  7. Lina Mistry says:

    Dear Brocaji, Pretty clever of you to compose these. I liked all equally. Warm regards,

    Lina Mistry/Tandel, Virginia, USA
    Mar 25, 2009

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  10. nilouffer says:

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