1.UN-HOLI ALLIANCE :
Disambar mein hui ladki-dikhaee,
Janvari mein ho gayi uss sey sagai.
Farvari mein kaha : March mein tum sang
Woh kuchch sharmaee,par kuchch naa boli,
Meri pichkaari aur gubbaarrey,
Reh gaye ek kinaarey,
Kyon ki Holi se pehley,
Woh kissi aur ki ho lee !!
2.HOLI IN THE KITCHEN :
-Holi ka salaad !!
3.BOY MEETS GIRL ON HOLI :
Boy tells girl I love your pink cheeks,
How I wish I too had such lovely cheeks.
Girl thought for a minute or two.
OK, here’s a remedy for you,
She gave the boy two hard slaps
Why Oh Why, asked the poor chap,
“Wishing You a Happy Holi too,
Now you too have pink cheeks two ” !!
4.MOHEY RANG DE
Husband wished to play Holi
With his neighbour’s wife !
He sang :”Mohe Rang De…
Rang De,Rang De,Mohe Rang De..”
His wife turned green with envy
Red with anger and said :
“Buri Nazar Waaley,Aa Rang Doon,
Rang Doon,Rang Doon……
Tera Moonh Kala !!”
H O L I T O Y O U A L L !!!