Monthly Archives: March 2020

SEARCH ENGINE

Posted on March 20, 2020 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

SEARCH ENGINE A search engine yearns to be king. Its name, for some reason, is Bing. It’s Microsoft’s baby. Hurt Google? Well, maybe. Their quest? Lots of ad business bling…..! COMPILED BY J S BROCA 20TH MARCH 2020 LINK: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/marketing-humor/

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ROSES…

Posted on March 19, 2020 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

ROSES… IMAGINE A SKUNK WHO PROPOSES TO HIS TRUE LOVE, SURROUNDED BY ROSES IT MAY TURN OUT JUST FINE WHEN SHE FALLS FOR HIS LINE BUT I WONDER IF FLOWERS HAVE NOSES…..! COMPILED BY J S BROCA 19TH MARCH 2020 … Continue reading →

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SPOUSE

Posted on March 18, 2020 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

SPOUSE A WOMAN WHO ONCE HEARD A MOUSE RAN SCREAMING THROUHOUT HER HOUSE SHE SENT IN HER CAT TO DISPOSE OFF THE RAT TO FIND IT WAS ONLY HER SPOUSE….! COMPILED BY J S BROCA 18TH MARCH 2020 LINK: https://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Limerick#/

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DRUNKARD

Posted on March 17, 2020 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

DRUNKARD There was an old drunkard of Devon, Who died and ascended to Heaven; But he cried: ‘This is Hades- There are no naughty ladies, And the pubs are all shut by eleven. COMPILED BY J S BROCA 17TH MARCH … Continue reading →

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DeVicci’s Quadruple Limerick

Posted on March 16, 2020 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

DeVicci’s Quadruple Limerick Consider a cube for a minute And imagine the largest square in it. If you’re a math whiz, Tell me how big it is; It’s tricky to even begin it! Now let us move up one dimension: … Continue reading →

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MEDICAL LIMERICK

Posted on March 15, 2020 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

MEDICAL LIMERICK A doctor whose private part turned green Asked a medico what did it mean He said “It’s a curse From making love with that nurse Too close to the X-ray machine!” COMPILED BY J S BROCA 15TH MARCH … Continue reading →

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DISHWASHER

Posted on March 15, 2020 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

DISHWASHER I hate my dishwashing machine My dishes, they never come clean They don’t look like new After I put them through They’re as dirty as ever they’ve been. COMPILED BY J S BROCA 14TH MARCH 2020 LINK: https://davesbigfatlimericksite.weebly.com/clean.html

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GEOMETRY

Posted on March 13, 2020 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

GEOMETRY “The hypotenuse,” he would opine, “Should connect to each right-angled line.” My geometry prof Would proceed to go off On a tangent on cosine and sine. COMPILED BY J S BROCA 13TH MARCH 2020 LINK: https://davesbigfatlimericksite.weebly.com/clean.html

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NOT TWICE…

Posted on March 12, 2020 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

NOT TWICE… In a limerick, don’t use a line twice For it’s lazy; just once will suffice It’s bad form, which I hate So let me restate In a limerick, don’t use a line twice. COMPILED BY J S BROCA … Continue reading →

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Queer Hobby

Posted on March 11, 2020 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

Queer Hobby There was once a lad from Nairobi who had a very queer hobby he’d dress up like a bat, sometimes, as a cat I blame the movies – said his mommy. COMPILED BY J S BROCA 11TH MARCH … Continue reading →

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