Monthly Archives: February 2020

NO TALKING

NO TALKING The was a young man who would walk a lot To escape from his wife who would talk a lot The plan nearly caused a riot Till he found a way to keep her quiet By buying her … Continue reading

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Grace

Grace There was a young lady named Grace Who had a truly angelical face Then she bumped into Cupid And his arrows made her stupid Now they both shack up at her place….! COMPILED BY J S BROCA 18TH FEBRUARY … Continue reading

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VERY TRICKY

VERY TRICKY There once was a nympho named Vicky Who thought she would try something tricky She dated each of six brothers Without telling the others And her life became decidedly sticky COMPILED BY J S BROCA 17TH FEBRUARY 2020 … Continue reading

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HAPPILY WED

HAPPILY WED There was a lady who feared everything red So Valentines Day filled her with dread Then she met an eye doctor who Prescribed for her lenses of blue Within a month they were happily wed ….! COMPILED BY … Continue reading

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FAILURE

FAILURE A LIMERICK FAN FROM AUSTRALIA REGARDED HIS WORK AS A FAILURE HIS VERSES WERE FINE UNTIL THE FOURTH LINE ?? COMPILED BY J S BROCA 15TH FEBRUARY 2020 SOURCE:MY OLDĀ  DIARY OF 1970

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UN-VALENTINE

UN-VALENTINE There once was a young lady named Rose Whose namesake described her repose Though she loved to be wooed When she was not in the mood She would show her thorns, not her petals expose COMPILED BY J S … Continue reading

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VERY NAUGHTY!

VERY NAUGHTY! SAID THE VICAR TO THE OLD BISHOP PRICE MY WIFE JUST HAD TWINS AIN’T THAT NICE BUT THE BISHOP SAID: FATHER, IN FUTURE I’D RATHER YOU ABSTAINED OR WERE NOT NAUGHTY TWICE …! COMPILED BY J S BROCA … Continue reading

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HEAVY BUILT?

HEAVY BUILT? A GIRL WHO WEIGHED MANY AN OZ. USED LANGUAGE I DARE NOT PRONOZ FOR A FELLOW UNKIND PULLED HER CHAIR FROM BEHIND JUST TO SEE (SO HE SAID) IF SHE’D BOZ ….! COMPILED BY J S BROCA 12TH … Continue reading

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STAR

STAR AS A BEAUTY I AM NOT A STAR OTHERS ARE HANDSOMER FAR BUT MY FACE –I DON’T MIND IT BECAUSE I AM BEHIND IT ITS THE FOLKS OUT IN FRONT THAT I JAR ! COMPILED BY J S BROCA … Continue reading

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JEANS

JEANS HOW CAN THEY FIT SO TIGHTLY THESE JEANS OUR GIRLS ARE WEARING ? IT’S CERTAIN THE SLIGHTEST MOVEMENT WILL RESULT IN RIPPING OR TEARING ….! COMPILED BY J S BROCA 10TH FEBRUARY 2020 SOURCE : MY OLD DIARY OF … Continue reading

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