Monthly Archives: January 2020

There was an Old Man with a Flute

Posted on January 12, 2020 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

There was an Old Man with a Flute There was an Old Man with a flute, A serpent ran into his boot; But he played day and night, Till the serpent took flight, And avoided that man with a flute. … Continue reading →

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There was an Old Man of Marseilles

Posted on January 12, 2020 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

There was an Old Man of Marseilles There was an Old Man of Marseilles, Whose daughters wore bottle-green veils; They caught several Fish, Which they put in a dish, And sent to their dad at Marseilles. Compiled BY J S … Continue reading →

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Jumping Monkey

Posted on January 11, 2020 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

Jumping Monkey There once was a jumping monkey And jumping he would always be He fell off a cliff Because he was stiff Now jumping he will never be COMPILED BY J S BROCA 10TH JANUARY 2020 LINK:https://www.dltk-kids.com/animals/ songs/mguenther-monkey.html

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STAR

Posted on January 10, 2020 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

STAR There once was a wonderful star Who thought she would go very far Until she fell down And looked like a clown She knew she would never go far. COMPILED BY J S BROCA 9TH JAN 2020 LINK:https://www.kidzone.ws/poetry/limerick.htm  

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A TWIN….

Posted on January 9, 2020 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

A TWIN…. There was a young fellow named Flynn Who was really remarkably thin. When he carried a pole People said, “Bless my soul! What a shock to find out you’ve a twin.” COMPILED BY J S BROCA 8TH JANUARY … Continue reading →

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BUNKING SCHOOL…

Posted on January 8, 2020 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

BUNKING SCHOOL… A teenager caught playing pool After ducking out early from school, Cut classes anew The next day — right on cue. And was handed a dunce cap and stool. COMPILED BY J S BROCA 7TH JANUARY 2020 LINK:http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2020/01/

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Ode To Chopsticks

Posted on January 6, 2020 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

Ode To Chopsticks Eating East Asian food drives me nuts. The reason? Alas, I’m a klutz And am dreadful with chopsticks; I frequently drop sticks… So must stick to a fork like a putz. COMPILED BY J S BROCA 6TH … Continue reading →

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Are Cricket Bars Cricket? 

Posted on January 5, 2020 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

Are Cricket Bars Cricket?  A bathroom-bound man felt sub-par After eating an energy bar. He exclaimed, “Sticky wicket! I’ve just eaten cricket! Insect protein is going too far!” COMPILED BY J S BROCA 4TH JANUARY 2020 LINK:http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/tag/food-limerick/

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Raw Limerick

Posted on January 3, 2020 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

Raw Limerick Raw veggies are healthy, they say. We’re advised to eat tons ev’ry day. Plus dairy, grains, fruit, Fish or chicken to boot. The last two not raw — Hip Hooray! COMPILED BY J S BROCA 3RD JANUARY 2020 … Continue reading →

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Fried Limerick

Posted on January 3, 2020 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

Fried Limerick I am not a big fan of French fries. I don’t find them a sight for sore eyes. (A sore stomach, perchance.) Belgium fries, though, entrance. But neither is wise for one’s thighs. COMPILED BY J S BROCA … Continue reading →

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