Monthly Archives: September 2019

Whatever the Weather

Whatever the Weather Whether the weather be hot, or whether the weather be not, we’ll weather the weather, whatever the weather, whether we like it or not. COMPILED  BY J S BROCA LINK:https://www.makefunoflife.net/limericks

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Strange Habits

Strange Habits There was an Old Person whose habits, Induced him to feed upon Rabbits; When he’d eaten eighteen, He turned perfectly green, Upon which he relinquished those habits. COMPILED BY J S BROCA LINK:https://www.makefunoflife.net/limericks

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Limerick On An Old Man With a Flute,

Limerick On An Old Man With a Flute, There was an Old Man with a flute, A serpent ran into his boot; But he played day and night, Till the serpent took flight, And avoided that man with a flute. … Continue reading

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Limerick  On Bubblegum

Limerick  On Bubblegum If bubblegum grew upon trees that blew Bubbles in the air, to catch and to chew. Be nimble, be quick; Remember the trick. Don’t swallow, because gum sticks like glue. COMPILED BY J S BROCA Source:https://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/candy-tree-shops

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Limerick  On Ice cream

Limerick  On Ice cream If ice cream could be grown on the tree top, Tiny tummies would be liking it lots. Any fruit flavour For all to savour. Do stop by at the ice cream tree shop. COMPILED BY J … Continue reading

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FORGETTING HER BIRTHDAY

FORGETTING HER BIRTHDAY On her birthday she told hubby don’t be late And with him she wanted to celebrate With good food and some wine A posh place they would dine He forgot and went drinking with a mate. COMPILED … Continue reading

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Come and Get It

Come and Get It The future is coming, approaching as planned Erasing the present like words in the sand But remember your dreams Resolve the extremes And the wisdom of life shall be at your command COMPILED BY J S … Continue reading

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Roadblocks

Roadblocks When you stumble on boulders that nudge you astray Don’t simply spurn them and roll them away Although they deride you They also can guide you The detour itself may in fact be the way COMPILED BY J S … Continue reading

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WAS IT A CAT?

WAS IT A CAT? There was a young man from the city, Who saw what he thought was a kitty. To make sure of that He gave it a pat. They buried his clothes what a pity! COMPILED BY J … Continue reading

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About a blasphemous parrot

About a blasphemous parrot We once had a blasphemous parrot, That swore till we just couldn’t bear it. When we tied up his beak, He learned in one week In the deaf and dumb language to swear it. COMPILED BY … Continue reading

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