Monthly Archives: June 2019

LIMERICK ON A MAN FROM SEATTLE A talkative man from Seattle would spend his days speaking to cattle. When asked what he said, one old cow shook her head, and replied, “Why it’s nothing but prattle!” COMPILED BY J S … Continue reading →

Limerick On Liquor Production A friend who’s in liquor production Owns a still of astounding construction. The alcohol boils Through old magnet coils; She says that it’s “proof by induction.” COMPILED BY J S BROCA LINK:https://www.aps.org/publications/apsnews/features/limericks.cfm

LIMERICK ON PROFESSORS AND STUDENTS A professor of Physics named May Complains of the classroom today, “The problem, you know, Is that they’re too slow. We were far better students than they.” His friend, a professor named Beecham, Said “It’s … Continue reading →

Newton’s First Law  The first law of Newton I sing My voice has a relevant ring: “An object left free Of hassles will be Engrossed in just doing its thing.” COMPILED BY J S BROCA LINK:https://www.aps.org/publications/apsnews/features/limericks.cfm NOTE: Newton’s First Law … Continue reading →

A Physics Limerick Miss Farad was pretty and sensual And charged to a reckless potential; But a rascal named Ohm Conducted her home – Her decline was, alas, exponential. COMPILED BY J S BROCA LINK:https://www.aps.org/publications/apsnews/features/limericks.cfm NOTE: Farad is the unit of … Continue reading →

Smarty and his Party There was a young person called Smarty, Who send out his cards for a party; So exclusive and few Were the friends that he knew That no one was present but Smarty. COMPILED BY J S … Continue reading →

Limerick On Fate Curious are the quirks of fathomless Fate ! Lady Luck can scowl on any random date ! What today is a kingdom, a realm, a reign, may soon become a shambles, a disaster, a ruin ! But, … Continue reading →

Paying Attention In Class Those students who in class, dont attention pay, for their indiscipline, later in life surely the price pay; In competitive examinations being not quite able, to face the examiner squarely, sitting across the table, they end … Continue reading →

I LIVE ONLY TO LOVE LIMERICKS….. For 45 years now, I’d lived a life academic, teaching medical students about patients anaemic; And though loving literature a lot, since ever, the thought had occured until now, never, that most satiated I … Continue reading →