Monthly Archives: December 2018

Limerick On The Secret Of A Long Married Life   By Art Bates 20 May 2010 #36101   We’ve been married for sixty-five years! Some ask how? I say, “Laughter and tears, Take one day at a time, And my wife … Continue reading →

Limerick on a wife’s cooking By Sheila B 07 Jul 2006 #17677   My wife’s cooking, between you and me, Is not what I’d wish it to be. She not only burns toast, Cakes and meatloaf and roast, But for … Continue reading →

Limerick On A Couple’s Weights By Chris Doyle 19 Sep 2005 #10227 My wife is exceedingly thin, Just a skeleton, covered by skin. I’m as fat as a pig, Many sizes too big, So for weight, I’m the yang to … Continue reading →

Limerick On A Wife’s View-points By Frank Luke 30 Jan 2009 #52662 Here’s a question: My poor muddled mind Wants to know—when and where can I find A good answer to life’s Big fat riddle: why wife’s Viewpoints rule and all … Continue reading →

Limerick on who wants my wife By Frank Luke 19 Jun 2007 #34619 Of course, change is a constant in life. We have peace, then a time when there’s strife. We change jobs and our dress— What comes next? A good … Continue reading →

Limerick With A Moral By Chris J. Strolin –12 Jun 2006– #20608 While ahold of my wife on the phone, In the background I heard a man moan. All the while she was speaking, I heard the bed creaking. I’m thinking … Continue reading →

Limerick On Treating Your Wife Like A Queen By Man From Tashkent 13 Feb 2008 #6437 I make robots of all the machines That are used by my wife when she cleans. If Michelle says, “Hey Chris, Please automatize this!” Then I do, … Continue reading →

Limerick On Keeping Your Wife Satisfied By Chris J. Strolin 30 Aug 2007 #506 To keep your wife satisfied, Mister, Insist that no man could resist her. Say she’s smart and good-looking, Each day praise her cooking, And don’t have an … Continue reading →

Limerick About a Bed By Tross L 21 Aug 2005 #14051 A bed’s where you sleep in the night, Unless you and your wife had a fight. Then for you, it’s the couch. Next time don’t be a grouch, Just permit … Continue reading →

Limerick on dreams By Sheila B 17 Aug 2010 #64311 While you’re sleeping at night, you may dream, And no matter how odd they may seem, Or how creepy they feel, Dreams seem perfectly real Till you wake yourself up with a … Continue reading →