Monthly Archives: November 2018

A Limerick on a new Shampoo!!

Posted on November 21, 2018 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

A Limerick on a new Shampoo!! By Sheila B 27 Aug 2007 Limerick #40744 My husband just purchased a shampoo— Special formula, something quite new. The result was explosive; He found it corrosive. He’s bald, red, and itchy. He’ll sue. COMPILED BY J S … Continue reading →

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LIMERICK ON APRIL FOOL

Posted on November 20, 2018 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

LIMERICK ON APRIL FOOL By Speedysnail 14 Apr 2014 Limerick #3420 Ahhh, how we loved it at school When we’d find us some gullible tool, Then take him aside, Say “Yer shoes are untied!” And the moment he looked: “April fool!” COMPILED … Continue reading →

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Limerick on my aim of posting limericks

Posted on November 19, 2018 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

Limerick on my aim of posting limericks  By Meg Beagle—02 Sep 2004 Limerick #26 Let me acknowledge my aim. I’m not here to earn wealth or fame. I’m here to amuse, And that’s not a ruse. If I fail you, you’ve got … Continue reading →

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Limerick on Aphrodite

Posted on November 18, 2018 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

Limerick on Aphrodite By David Schildkret–14 Jan 2006 Limerick #11578 Aphrodite is more than a cutie, She’s the goddess of love and of beauty. To praise her from Monday Straight through until Sunday I’d find a delight, not a duty. COMPILED BY … Continue reading →

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Limerick On a Tip For The World Of Romance

Posted on November 17, 2018 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

Limerick On a Tip For The World Of Romance By Chris J. Strolin 04 Aug 2010 Limerick #3587 There is only one way to advance When it comes to the world of romance: You can’t be afraid Of past errors you’ve made, So … Continue reading →

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Limerick on a BANKER

Posted on November 16, 2018 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

Limerick on a BANKER By Mephistopheles 10 May 2006 Limerick #20479 A cantankerous banker named Bunny Had discovered that something was funny: All her tellers’ accounts Had astounding amounts, Though the bank didn’t pay them much money. COMPILED BY J S BROCA 16TH NOV 2018 LINK: https://www.oedilf.com/db/Lim.php?button=Search&Word=FUNNY&Start=40

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Limerick On Aesop

Posted on November 15, 2018 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

Limerick On Aesop By Chris J. Strolin 26 Feb 2005 Limerick #3606 We know Aesop told tales, often funny, That would educate, but, for my money, In a race that is fair ‘Tween a tortoise and hare, The best odds are still on … Continue reading →

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Limerick on Birth

Posted on November 14, 2018 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

Limerick on Birth By Bluebelle—02 May 2007 Limerick Number #32024 I emerged red and wrinkled at birth, With my humour in evident dearth. Cried my mother, in verse, “Can’t you do something, Nurse, For my babe to have mirth on this earth?” … Continue reading →

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LIMERICK ON ANPR

Posted on November 13, 2018 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

LIMERICK ON ANPR  (Automatic Number Plate Recognition) By Psheil (Limerick #99018) Roadside cameras your picture will take, Then identification they’ll make. Computers will know Where you come, where you go. Want to stymie their show? Use a fake! COMPILED BY J S BROCA 13TH NOVEMBER … Continue reading →

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A LIMERICK ON CAPTCHA

Posted on November 12, 2018 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

A LIMERICK ON CAPTCHA By Graham Lester     (Limerick #27683) The CAPTCHA’s the name for the box That you have to fill in to outfox Those machines that send spam That is linked to some scam Made to swindle you down to your … Continue reading →

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