Monthly Archives: September 2018

LIMERICK ON ARCHIMEDES Archimedes, the well known truth-seeker, Jumping out of his bath, cried “Eureka!” He ran half a mile, Wearing only a smile, And became the very first streaker. COMPILED BY J S BROCA 20TH SEPT 2018 LINK: http://www.silverrobin.co.uk/a-limerick-on-streaking/

LIMERICK ON ELECTRICAL UNITS Miss Farad was pretty and sensual  And charged to a reckless potential.  But a rascal named Ohm  Conducted her home.  Her decline was, alas, exponential. COMPILED BY J S BROCA 19TH SEPTEMBER 2018 LINK:http://www.extremelysmart.com/humor/limericks.php

LIMERICK ON A BANKS STRATEGY When I was a kid I loved banks, For they gave lollipops as a thanks. But now as a grown man, I do all that I can, To avoid them like shark tanks. By Tom Whittaker … Continue reading →

LIMERICK ON A GIRL FROM HYDERABAD There was this girl from Hyderabad, Such unbelievably bad breath she had, When she ventured out in Koti, Young men in pants or a dhoti, Fled to Nampally, Begumpet and Secunderabad. COMPILED BY J S BROCA 15TH SEPTEMBER 2018 … Continue reading →

Limerick on a plunging stock market The stock market’s falling apart, And it takes neither science nor art To see that we’re screwed. Wall Street matches our mood. Yes, we’re losing both money and heart. By Madeleine Begun Kane COMPILED BY … Continue reading →

LIMERICK ON COSTLY DIETING There’s a dieting guru called Valerie Who garners the healthiest salary. Her food range –extensive Is so darn expensive, It works out as £10 per calorie. By Chris Young COMPILED BYJ S BROCA 13TH SEPT 2018 LINK: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2007/06/28/money-limerick-contest-results-and-the-winners-are/

LIMERICK URGING YOU TO DIE FAST My credit card spending is vast – Not sure how much longer I’ll last. To help pay these bills  Leave me lots in your wills. I need cash in a flash, please die fast! … Continue reading →