Monthly Archives: August 2018

LIMERICK ON WET PAINT A painter, who lived in Great Britain, Interrupted two girls with their knittin’ He said, with a sigh, “That park bench–well I Just painted it, right where you’re sittin.’” COMPILED BYJ S BROCA 19TH AUGUST 2018 LINK: https://www.brownielocks.com/Limericks.html

A LIMERICK ON A CURATE I remember the time that our Curate Caught a cold and he wanted to cure it But the pills that he tried Made him sick, and he died He’d have been better off to endure it. COMPILED … Continue reading →

LIMERICK ON FAMILY PLANNING There once was a woman named Lil Who’s doctor suggested the Pill. But she often neglected To do as directed, And she now had a baby named Phil. COMPILED BY J S BROCA 15TH AUG 2018 LINK:https://howardjbennett.com/medical-humor/take-one-as-needed-medical-limericks/  

LIMERICK ON DIVISION BY TEN A worried school teacher named Potts Said, “I’ve failed to convince tiny tots Again and again That division by ten Means just moving those damn little dots.” COMPILED BYJ S BROCA 14TH AUGUST 2018 LINK: http://monologues.co.uk/Limericks/Limericks-6.htm  

Limerick on bad memory There was an old man of Khartoum Who kept a tame sheep in his room, “To remind me,” he said, “Of someone who’s dead, But I never can recollect whom.” COMPILED BY J S BROCA 13TH AUGUST 2018 LINK: http://bestforpuzzles.com/word-play/limericks.html