Monthly Archives: July 2018

Limerick on planning to wed

Limerick on planning to wed A fellow was planning to wed A gal rather awful in bed. When he gave her a sex book, Her answer was textbook. So he married the author instead. By Madeleine Begun Kane COMPILED BY J S … Continue reading

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Limerick about feeling alone

Limerick about feeling alone A woman was feeling alone Cuz her husband was glued to his phone And was always plugged in To his iPad and gin. Seems their marital circuit was blown. By Madeleine Begun Kane COMPILED BY J S BROCA 20TH … Continue reading

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Limerick on a novelist

LIMERICK ON A NOVELIST A feedback from a publisher…We regret to inform you that….. We regret to inform you that your Autobiographical novel is a bore. And why does the wife Die and come back to life And die twice? Please … Continue reading

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Pie Is The Limit

Pie is the Limit I know a school boy from Dubai Who was baked by mistake in a pie To his mother’s disgust He emerged through the crust And exclaimed:’ What a good boy am I ‘ By Brandon Specktor COMPILED … Continue reading

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Limerick on Little Miss Muffet (with a twist)

Limerick on Little Miss Muffet (with a twist) Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet Eating her curd and whey, When along came a spider, Who crawled up inside her, And now, she giggles all day! ~ Meira Frankl   COMPILED BY … Continue reading

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LIMERICK …. And a naughty boy was he

LIMERICK …. And a naughty boy was he There once lived a boy near the ocean Who thought he had found a magical potion He took a big drink  And started to think It tasted like suntan lotion COMPILED BY J S … Continue reading

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An iPhone Limerick

An iPhone Limerick In the following limerick, the writer goes out of board to extol the virtues and various features of an iPhone but just to bring home the point that the basic function of any phone is to help … Continue reading

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The Proposal Limerick

The Proposal Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane A fellow was very concerned: Would his marriage proposal be spurned? He’d been turned down before: Four gals slammed shut the door. So no doorways for him — lesson learned. COMPILED BY J S BROCA March … Continue reading

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A Limerick on Salary

A LIMERICK ON SALARY THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY NAMED VALERIE WHO WAS ALWAYS FIGHTING THE CALORIE. ALTHOUGH FOOD WAS EXTENSIVE, IT PROVED TO BE EXPENSIVE AND USED UP A LOT OF HER SALARY. COMPILED BY J S BROCA 13TH JULY 2018 LINK: http://arthurslimericks.com/medical/a.

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LIMERICK ON A DOCTOR COUPLE

LIMERICK ON A DOCTOR COUPLE A FAT PAEDIATRICIAN FROM MINSK MET A PLUMP GYNO SURGEON, FROM PINSK. THEY MARRIED IN HASTE THEIR TALENTS TO WASTE, AS THEIR CHILDREN WERE ALL BORN SO THINSK!! COMPILED BYJ S BROCA 12TH JULY 2018 LINK: http://arthurslimericks.com/medical/a.htm  

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