Monthly Archives: June 2018

RICE AND PIZZA LIMERICKS

Posted on June 19, 2018 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

RICE AND PIZZA LIMERICKS 1. RICE I once bought a huge bag of rice Then thought that it tasted so nice I bought thirty more Now my biggest chore Is setting the traps for the mice! 2. PIZZA Most pizzas … Continue reading →

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Vegetable Limericks

Posted on June 18, 2018 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

Vegetable Limericks By Alan Refail — Jan 28, 2012 Who can suggest the best last line to the following limerick? A Kitchen Gardener from Kent, Whose cucumbers always grew bent, Put Viagra in water (Rather more than he ought to) Various … Continue reading →

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LIMERICKS ABOUT TIME

Posted on June 17, 2018 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

Limericks about time By Cuddlefish: 1. ILLUSION Time’s an illusion, you know And lunchtime, of course, doubly so– It so rapidly passes, Or slow as molasses, And where did my yesterday go?! 2. ART The telling of time is an … Continue reading →

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LIMERICKS ON ANIMALS

Posted on June 16, 2018 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

LIMERICKS ON ANIMALS 1. THE WHALE There once was a funny old whale Who had a magnificent tail A seaport moved out When the whale came about And attempted to swim in a pail. 2. THE DINOSAUR A dinosaur stomped … Continue reading →

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Limericks On Social Net–Working

Posted on June 15, 2018 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

LIMERICKS ON SOCIAL NET–WORKING Social networks keep us up-to-date Pics and posts of connections we rate We spend hours on end With both network and friend But it makes us perpetually late There was a young man with a tablet … Continue reading →

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Entertaining Limericks

Posted on June 14, 2018 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

ENTERTAINING LIMERICKS 1. DRESS ON FIRE There was a young lady one fall Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball. The dress caught fire And burned her entire Front page, sporting section and all. 2. FREE MOVIE CRAZE There … Continue reading →

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Three More Funny Limericks…..

Posted on June 13, 2018 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

Three More Funny Limericks 1. Rose And Her Nose There was a young lady named Rose Who had a large wart on her nose. When she had it removed Her appearance improved, But her glasses slipped down to her toes. … Continue reading →

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A Witch Limerick

Posted on June 12, 2018 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

A Witch Limerick There once was a witch – so chic; She never, to mortals, did speak. She wore fancy clothes, Had a beautiful nose, And her hair was shiny and sleek. But her heart was evil and black; She needed … Continue reading →

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A FEW CHEMISTRY LIMERICKS

Posted on June 11, 2018 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

A Few Chemistry Limericks 1. A dying mosquito exclaimed, “A chemist has poisoned my brain!” The cause of his sorrow Was para-dichloro- Diphenyl-trichloroethane 2. There was a chemist once from Lahore But sadly the chemist’s no more For what he moments … Continue reading →

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MATHEMATICAL EQUATION LIMERICKS

Posted on June 10, 2018 by Jatinder Pal Singh Broca

MATHEMATICAL EQUATION LIMERICKS 1. (∫13 t3 dt × 7 ) + ( 2 × 11 ) – 2 = 160 The integral of tee cubed dee tee Starting from one to the number three Multiplied by seven Plus two times … Continue reading →

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